by Kingokim July 19, 2017
by Kunta October 1, 2003
FELIPE is a beautiful bouncy baby boy who has died but came back to life. Most amazing thing in my life, he is also the love of my life. He doesn't take showers, but that making him even better. His scent is like a cherry blossom and tree.. rotting with dead meat as its roots. FELIPE is also Cristina's boyfriend. She stole him from me. (he is cheating on Isabella)
Person One: man hey felipe
FELIPE: *turns around super fast* whatchu BOI I AM FELIPE your god
Person One: wow ur so cool
FELIPE: *turns around super fast* whatchu BOI I AM FELIPE your god
Person One: wow ur so cool
by superchillepic October 1, 2019
Bald, nosy annoying busy body that jumps into things that do not concern him and make them about him. Accuses people of things that they have not done to make them seem as pathetic as he really is. Uses people that are to stupid to realize that they are being used a Felipe can be found hiding in crowds behind his fat wife.
There is baldy over there?
Where? Who?
Felipe. He is over there with his wife acting like he has a right to be up here.
Loser. He accused me of some fake crap yesterday that he actually did.
Bald fuck.
Where? Who?
Felipe. He is over there with his wife acting like he has a right to be up here.
Loser. He accused me of some fake crap yesterday that he actually did.
Bald fuck.
by lichee January 18, 2011
by james felipe August 6, 2006
Juan Felipe is a very intelligent and beautiful person although he does not believe it. He is a great leader and is good for mathematics.
by Angela casas November 12, 2019
A noble and kind man, indigenous to Stamford Connecticut. This special breed of involuntary retardius better known as a “special thinker” can apprehend high levels of cognitive function such as urinating upon a bonefire. Felipe is better known for his unique aura of intense inactivity. Felipe can also be used as an adjective in a sense to describe a person, one whom can appear not to have an intact brain, as to have lost it in an accident such as forcing ones head into an inanimate object. Not to be confused with similar species such as the Dan, The A, The Double A, whom of which will be described in another post.
Girl: oh look at that kid wearing the helmet staring at the wall
Boy: yeah that happens sometimes
Girl: he’s such a Felipe Ortiz
Boy: stop hitting your head against the bathroom stall!
Boy 2: how are you hitting two stall doors with your head at the same time?!
Boy 3: It’s ok he’s pulling a Felipe Ortiz
Boy 1: God the fire is dying, it’s so cold
Boy 2 : I think it’s time to set up sleeping bags and go to sleep
Boy 1: I’m not going to bed just because the fire is pulling a Felipe Ortiz
Boy: yeah that happens sometimes
Girl: he’s such a Felipe Ortiz
Boy: stop hitting your head against the bathroom stall!
Boy 2: how are you hitting two stall doors with your head at the same time?!
Boy 3: It’s ok he’s pulling a Felipe Ortiz
Boy 1: God the fire is dying, it’s so cold
Boy 2 : I think it’s time to set up sleeping bags and go to sleep
Boy 1: I’m not going to bed just because the fire is pulling a Felipe Ortiz
by IntelligentMoron September 11, 2019