by Dosh Heif January 3, 2004
Get the Fleener mug.When you make no sense drunk, yet more sense than normal. When you cant bare to throw away empty alcohol vessels and stack them for your audience. When drooling while sleeping is cool. When you sleep in others beds without intent. When your fingers twitch at parties. When you randomly blurt out sentences that make no sense to others. When Tequila is breakfast.
Oh my god he was out all night. When I came in he was sleeping on the floor and the oven was still on. Such a Feeney.
by ShowMustGoOn December 15, 2011
Get the Feeney mug.When the cat wants to sit on the table, chair, couch, bed, sink, it gets to do that. When the owner comes home the cat whines until it's picked up, petted, or given a treat. There are blankets arranged on every flat surface so that the cat can lay down wherever it chooses. When a household member sits down on a couch or chair the cat immediately jumps up and sits on their lap. If, as a cat owner, any of the above are true then you are Feline Whipped.
by XSRocks July 19, 2014
Get the Feline Whipped mug.Felenne is a absolutely stunning girl. And also one of a kind, she has perfect tanned skin, hazel eyes and long luscious hair. And she might seem very feminine but is a tomboy!
by SavageUnicorn3396 March 20, 2018
Get the felenne mug.A person who believes that cats (felines) are superior to other species, especially other common household pets.
by ORPHNCRIPPLR December 21, 2019
Get the Felineist mug.a Feldner is a term used to describe a maneuver which results in a chili whack to the face. A Feldner is typically executed by a surprise attack. One must create a diversion to distract the victim from the incoming feldner. Feldners differ from chili whacks in that they are characterized by quick strikes from particularly robust penises, and they need not be done for purely comedic purposes; most are sexually gratifying.
"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's an incoming Feldner..."
"That Feldner gave me a welt..."
"That naked boy gave me a Feldner while I slept..."
"One minute I was minding my own business, the next minute I was being flogged by a Feldner..."
"That Feldner gave me a welt..."
"That naked boy gave me a Feldner while I slept..."
"One minute I was minding my own business, the next minute I was being flogged by a Feldner..."
by nekedboy December 18, 2009
Get the Feldner mug.(a) feline ass bandit - A human being who performs anal sex on felines, particularly house cats. Cats who fall victim to a feline ass bandit often end up with a pink sock.
(b) The Feline Ass Bandit - A nefarious villain from California who made his way across the US to New York in search of cat stars. While he is willing to couple with any member of the feline race, he is particularly fond of male house and alley cats. He is known to introduce himself with one simple question, 'Do you have any cats?'
(b) The Feline Ass Bandit - A nefarious villain from California who made his way across the US to New York in search of cat stars. While he is willing to couple with any member of the feline race, he is particularly fond of male house and alley cats. He is known to introduce himself with one simple question, 'Do you have any cats?'
(a) My cat was shitting blood for a week after his vet visit....I suspect my veterinarian might be a feline ass bandit.
(b) I recognised the Feline Ass Bandit the moment he asked me if I had any cats.
(b) I recognised the Feline Ass Bandit the moment he asked me if I had any cats.
by aspieGODDESS November 11, 2008
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