A pricing markup factor used when preparing price quotes, job estimates, or work proposals for prospects you forsee as Pain in the Ass clients.
This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.
Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."
Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.
Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."
Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.
This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
by spicy lengua July 23, 2009
The most adorable and perfect Irish man on this Earth. Starred as Courfeyrac in Les Miserables. Did I mention he's adorable? He has the most lucious curly hair and every girl wants to touch it. Most famous for "We need as much furniture as you can throw down!"
by TheLesMisgirl April 18, 2013
"We noticed it was too easy for you to give us your money, so naturally, we'll need you to give us more. Therefore, you have been assessed a "convenience fee".
by Fred Sampson April 4, 2018
The taxation of the ugly folks. The money collected from the ones looking less beautiful than the rest.
- Tom, you're ugly as sin and yet you don't pay the face fee! I gonna cut one finger off your palm each day you're late with your face fee, yo!
by Tom Gore January 7, 2008
by K-fee zombie Guy July 18, 2007
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"K-fee Turbodrink now has a new formula that is ready to repair your day, and caffeinate you to the MAXIMUM!"
-Narrator 2020
-Narrator 2020
by zoombcake March 27, 2021
An American singer who is the front man of an awesome underrated 80’s band called The Tubes best known for their song “She’s a Beauty”. Fee is also a friend of mine.
by 80’s Kid July 3, 2019