feces

1: the stuff monkeys throw at each other and later sniff for pleasure (think of it as monkey cocaine)
2: crap

Those monkeys are throwing feces at each and then smoking it!

by PlayDohMan April 23, 2004

feces

A brown lump that decends from the anus hole. (Another word for shit)

Soon, the feces entered the rectum stage where the nutrients raped it until it was brown.

by Adam The Fucking Gold May 1, 2009

feces

feces means: shit

by Sir Cole Jerk August 25, 2003

Fecess

This word is the act of using diarrhea as an excuse to get out of an unpleasant task. Kind of like a recess.

Jerome did not want to go to jail for a third consecutive arrest for the possesion of crack cocaine during a routine traffic stop, he told the police officer that he was driving 83 mph in a school zone because he had explosive diarrhea. Nice fecess Jerome, I'm very proud of ya.

by Dr J G July 17, 2009

FECES ULCER

Ulcers that occur on your feces and can cause large amounts of blood to come out of the rectum.

Last night after eating large amounts of mexican food I FECED and I looked down at my feces and noticed a feces ulcer. Then I noticed that large amounts of blood started to come out of my rectum (comparable to Niagra Falls).

by thrustin and bustin November 7, 2010

Bye, Felisha!

The CORRECT way to say or spell Bye, Felisha. It means to get someone out of your face and is used for people you don’t care enough about to listen to. Everyone who spells it Bye, Felicia is spelling it wrong.

Chick 1: I stole your man but you can have him back!
Chick 2: He’s yours now. Bye, Felisha!

by ByeFelisha0414 August 18, 2019

feciate

(fee-see-ate)
verb, to analy deficate, to poop.
as urinate is to urine,
so feciate is to feces.

also, to speak too much, colloquially referring to a chatter box, or one who shares problems uninvited.

feciation - noun form
feciative - adjective form

1. A. did you feciate already? its going to be a long car ride.
B. nope.
A. well, i think you should try at least.
2. aaahw maaan, i gotta dookie! ooohhh, baaaad! this will be the feciation of the century!
3. oh, i do wish that chick would stop feciating all over us!

by dr. roland james nesbaum III October 19, 2005