febreze it honey

the old man's way of getting the wife off your back to avoid doing any upholstery shampoo cleaning

Roxy: Fred, fido pissed on the sofa again Fred: febreze it honey

by Pimp in the Box February 13, 2009

febreeze

An endearing term for a current or ex lover who had one of the nastiest, raunchiest and down-right foulest stank eminating from her crotch. This usually is so horrific that requires you to swear off any form of cunnilingus as the stench makes you practically vomit on impact.

Man, don't go near that girl. She hasn't cleaned down there in at LEAST a month and even Febreeze can't get that out.

by athffan October 1, 2006

febreze

to spray febreze all over you bedsheets and chair to hide the putrid foot odors that pervade the room

often results in even nastier smells of the odor mixing with deodorant

i febrezed my room so my roommate wouldn't keep on sniffing obnoxiously loudly and complaining about how shitty the room smelled. then, ironically, he complained about how the fucking room smelled like deodorant. febrezing a room is definitely not a good way to eliminate bad odors in the room.

by i sweat to drunk i'm not god December 28, 2005

febreze

to hug the person u like and sniff their sweater like on the febreze commercial.

1. OMG! I saw him today, he was so cute, i was about to febreze him!!

2. Baby, I just want to febreze you!

3. He's so hot. I'd totally febreze him!

"dedicated to edvin"

by Katie && Emma April 2, 2008

Febreces

The unmistakable odor of feces and febreeze

The smell of feces layered on top with flowery air freshener right after someone takes a giant dump.

Man, it smells like Febreces I here!

by Scoot mcgoots August 12, 2013

Febrezing

The act of spraying things with febreze to make them fresh.

Man: Crap! I just spilt beer on my only pair of clean jeans.
Man 2: Try febrezing them.
Man: Morning dew or cotton fresh?

by McPresident March 8, 2010

Febreze Press

When a dirty article of clothing is sprayed excessively in Febreeze before it is quickly dried in a Dryer.

Mike was in a hurry so he Febreze Pressed his Favorite shirt.

Ryan's dress pants were wrinkled so instead of wasting time ironing, he Febreze Pressed them.

Originated in Hillsborough

by BIG MACC June 22, 2011