fretard

someone who is retared in the subject of french, also a french person who is retarded

1. OMG that Bill boy's a right fretard, he should get a tutor or something
2. OMG Louis-Pierre's a total fretard he should stop being french so much.

by JesusFriendAndrew January 14, 2009

Fretard

When you try to say retard with F***ing in front of it, but realize that sounds unclassy, so you change it at the last moment.

Dude, you such fretard, oh gee, I should watch my language when there are little ones around!

by Katskratch June 3, 2010

Fretard

Frucking Retard

You are a Fretard!!

by Cenz May 10, 2010

Favretortion

The act of feigning retirement (or injury) to obtain an additional obscene amount of money in exchange for essential quarterbacking services

For the second consecutive preseason, the Minnesota Vikings were the willing victims to Brett's Favretortion.

by sjrm19 August 18, 2010

Fretard

Fretard:(noun) The female who looks for a "Knight in Shining Armor" but only finds a "Retard in Aluminum foil".

Person1: Jane Doe is such a Fretard; she keeps on getting on the short yellow bus looking for love without a helmet.
Person2: You're so right! She needs to get off of that short yellow bus or put on a helmet (so that she can fit in).

by Da Gr8 Gazoo March 13, 2011

Farratard

Some one who listens to Louis Farrakhan and actually believes the anti-semitic bullshit that Farrakhan spews from his nazi-mouth.

The Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi is a Farratard. He's actually good friends with that Nazi fuck!

by Lord Ua October 4, 2011

Fretard

a freakin retard

DUDE 1: dude..your such a fretard.

by pseudonym214u30yu5470 December 25, 2011