factually correct

A completely and utterly accurate statement which is above dispute or debate. Usage pioneered by ESPN fantasy analysts Matthew Berry and Nate Ravitz.

Ricky Nolasco had a 9.5 K/9 ratio in 2009. That is factually correct.

by Jesseberger March 10, 2010

fatal attraction

Fatal attraction basically goes BEYOND normal attraction
for someone. It gets to the point where a person may
become morbidly infatuated with their love interest to the
point where it can get unhealthy and dangerous. If you find
yourself boiling rabbits..you may have a problem. See
Movie "Fatal Attraction." If you have fantasies of making
that special someone YOURS (envisioning raping them)...you
have issues. If you have comtemplated on killing those who
will get in the way of your happiness and want to get rid
of the competition...that is FATAL ATTRACTION. If you are
stalking your prey when they rejected you...that's FATAL
ATTRACTION. AT this point...you are probally beyond help
and chances are...you will be slammed with a restraining
order..but of course that won't stop you because your
CRAZY IN LOVE..and just plain crazy.

Adrien: "Joe won't leave me alone."
Helen: "Yeah...you told me that he went after you like a mad man because he thought you fucked James."
Adrien: "And the funny thing is ...I had already broke up with him..and yet it was like he wanted to do bodily harm..I am glad I got away. He is CRAZY!"
Helen: "It's like a scene from the movie "Fatal
Attraction."
Adrien: "Only this is MY LIFE...and I'm living in a real
fatal attraction scenario!!"

by Kaylani December 3, 2006

Fatball

A sport played in the USA. One of the few existing sports where obesity is required to play. Primarily played by fat men. The object of the game is to get in as many sex positions as you can with your fellow male opponent within 11 minutes, and give Budweiser an excuse to show beer ads for an hour, while fooling viewers into thinking the real objective is to touch the ball down in a designated area of the field in 60 minutes. So boring and gay it cannot be played outside the USA, because people of other nationalities do not have the required qualities, i.e. short attention spans, weak bladders and outright homosexuality, to watch two seconds of it without puking and running out of their houses with wet towels on their heads, shouting,"That's(expletive) gay!"

52% of fatball viewers prefer watching Budweiser ads than the sport itself. gayball queerball fagball

by RedEdSaid July 20, 2010

fatal sky muffler

This is a dangerous maneuver that should only be tried with adult supervision. A guy jumps out of a plane with a parachute on, holding on to a girl that does not have a parachute but is “trusting the guy” to hold on. He is thrusting her from behind in a violent doggie style motion, blowing his load on the girl’s bare back. As the last few drops dribble out, he pulls his parachute letting the girl go watching her fall to a brutal death. Yet extremely difficult to pull maneuver off, a few successful attempts have been recorded recently. -Andy K.

Lenny tricked Jen into pulling off a fatal sky muffler. She thought he was going to hold on to her.

by wakwizzle October 7, 2009

Fatality

A dance move inspired by Mortal Kombat in which, while grinding, the partner in front drops it low and proceeds to slap the floor with open palms. Said partner is then free to slowly rise, with their hands remaining on the floor as long as possible.

“Oh, you’re the girls we were dancing with when I threw down a Fatality.”
“Yeah, we didn’t know guys pulled moves like that.”

by NatalieDePortia August 17, 2011

factual facts

facts that are so factual you just fucking accept it.

"you are so full of factual facts."
"that right there is a factual fact."

by Impactual Factual™ July 30, 2013

Fatpal

Fatpal is a word that was created to express the whole 9 yards of a femal body. It covers all areas needed to have a woman who is to be considered a fine piece of ass.....F= Face .....A= Ass .....T= Tits ....P= Pussy .....A= Abs .....L= Legs

~Holy shit jim.....would you check out the Fatpal on that chick over there.....Daaaaamn~

~Damn dude, that girl over there has definatly got some good Atpal but the F is lacking immensly~

by Matt Lisherness June 11, 2006