Pattycakes

Homosexual hair stylist who pretends to like you but then messes your hair up on purpose. Thinks he can turn straight guys gay. Loves to play dress up and thinks the TV is talking to him.

Omg, Pattycakes just gave me bangs.

No pattycakes, you can't trim my rim.
Quit hitting on my boyfriend pattycakes.

by Sunnybrella17 May 11, 2025

columbian pattycake

When you shit on a person's chest or tits then proceed to jizz and spit into it, smear it around and thoroughly mix the mixture. Using the batter, form small cakes with a diameter of four to six inches.
Bake, and enjoy by crumbling and inserting anally.

Phil: "How was Jen last night?"
Dave: "We made Columbian Pattycakes.:
Phli: "Nasty... Why am I friends with you?!"
Dave: "I dunno man, I dunno.

by TeddyBearGuru97 January 30, 2016

Aggressive pattycake

A term interchangable with the word, "evil," that allows you to bypass the spiritual matrix's built in cancel culture for any communication that uses the word, "evil."

Don't put Satan in hell, he was just guilty of aggressive pattycake.

by sector97grepresentative July 19, 2024

Flaccid Pattycake

When a person is doing the deed with their partner (man or woman), and they blow their load inside the anal cavity of their partner, letting it bubble out of their partner's anus while their own penis is flaccid and sitting between the two cheeks, doing the popular pattycake gestures by clapping their own hands together then smacking the butt cheeks of their partner.

My girl let me give her a flaccid pattycake last night

by Destructive Penal inspection February 4, 2026