Fapsturbate

An odd amalgam of the geek term "fap" and "masturbate". This term can be used to describe an intense masturbation session, or just to impress the friends and family. It has also been used by several famous individuals such as President Obama, President Lincoln, and Bob Marley.

Mom: "Honey, I need you to go take out the trash"
You: "MOM I'M TRYING TO FAPSTURBATE, GO SUCK A CHONE!

by Darkcerberus5690 November 4, 2009

Fassbender

A fancy term for premature ejaculation for when you're losing the erection so quickly that it will start to sag within seconds, thus resulting in a fasst-bend.

Although many men have fassbender problems, some have the ability to turn the frown upside down by making a fassbender knot.

by Flat-tits May 26, 2017

fass

word to describe a person who is very inquisitive

why u waan know, u too fass

by Taneesha June 9, 2007

fapstinence

The practice of abstaining from masturbation

Catholic Mom: I'm so proud of your fapstinence so far. I'm so glad we got you that fapstinence cross.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.

by caljstac August 30, 2014

fashtag

A hate symbol used by neo-nazis and the racist alt-right, typically Trump supporters. The symbol(#) makes two H's which stand for Heil Hitler.

OMG he used a fashtag that is racist

by Coronatus May 26, 2019

Fassassin

A person that seemingly stalks and lives to write comments trashing or making fun of items you post on Facebook. This includes a buddy that will twist the post to bring up embarrassing situations about you.

Post: "Just had a great dinner at a new French restaurant."

Comment: "Was it like that time you took that chick you met on the internet to dinner and brought her home only to find out it was a transvestite?"

Reply: "Dude, don't be a fassassin."

by The District July 18, 2009

fassantasies

(n) A fantasy centered on Michael Fassbender, particularly as he is reprising the role of Magneto.

Fassantasies: far superior to McAntasies.

by ContraryConformist August 12, 2011