Farm Grip

When you are having sex with a girl doggystyle while standing up. Typically, the girl rests her hands against an object in front of her, instead you reach around with each hand, grab her wrists, and pull them back as if you are using a plow. As soon as she is in a position where she has no levarage, the farm grip has been initiated.

Last night, this girl thought she was real freaky until I put her in the farm grip.

by E-Scrilla March 15, 2007

Farm-System

the art of choosing a specific girl or boy who has the potential to become really attractive in a few years. they may have a nice cute face but no body thus he or she mite need time to develop. you must be friend them and plant your quote on quote "seeds" on the particular person. thus when they bloom or aka are ready to crop you are the first choice because you were emotionally attach to them during the development stage ...

Not every person can be farm system, it all the depends on the the person if there body for example is skinny and has no breast or ass the extra weight that mother nature puts on during the next years filling her body out giving her descent size breast and but along with her cute face you'll have one hot mama ready to be taken to the festival ...

most likely used on high school freshmen and ends around junior to senior year ...

That girl can be Farm-system.

I'm going to farm system her and then I'll tap that ass afterward..

she will be my wifely in a few years after shes farm-system properly.

by athrunzala September 12, 2009

Farm Equipment

Refers to black people back in the slavery days as tools for the white man.

When I was with Patrick and Amber at the county fair, we saw a ton of farm equipment walking around.

by Aaron Sager August 22, 2008

Farm tool

An insult used by elder scrolls fans to refer to argonians and Khajiit. A reference to the fact they're used as slaves by dunmer

I won't read the lusty argonian Maid, I'm not into farm tools

by Gatholic November 17, 2021

Farm Fresh

Used to describe a good looking Country guy. Ruggedly handsome, dirty work boots, unshaven face, tall and built.

Overall a dirty, sexy, working country man.

"Hey Michelle! Did ya see the farm fresh in aisle 4?"
"I see farm fresh everyday on his way to work"
"Did you see him? FARM FRESH!"

by Grandma Hunter October 25, 2009

farm to table

Promoting to serve locally produced foods (e.g. farm) in restaurants.

See wiki definition.

Q - 'I'll bet you don't even know what "farm to table" means.'
A - Stand, think, turn around, leave.

by sideshowmaster October 11, 2016

Farm Face

Someone who has horse teeth, a pigs nose, rabbit eyes, or any other combination of farm animals.

Ew look at that girl, she's a farm face.

by xokarma11 January 4, 2011