fapstorm

When your internet slows down because everyone is coming home from work/school and watching porn in HD. Especially prominent on the islands of Hawaii where there is very few internet lines leading to mainland.

Guy1: "Why is the internet so slow all of the sudden?"
Guy2: "its the fapstorm man"

by jteas December 12, 2017

Fapsent

Consent or permission to fap over a nude or photo

God damn Erin, that's hot. Do I have fapsent or will this cost me another $600 PayPal transfer?

by anonymous April 22, 2022

Fapsturbation

Fap•stur•ba•tion
The combination of the words "Fap" and "Masturbation" brought together in glorious harmony.

"Golly-gee-whiz. The fapsturbation hit me hard this mornin'!"

by Teh Masked Wang March 31, 2005

fapsicle

A globule of dried cum left on a chick's face after bukkake is performed on her.

"Oh my God, when they finished with me I had about 17 fapsicles hanging off my chin".

"Did you save them?"

"Yeah, try this"

<<crunch crunch>> "OHMYGOD ITS MY HUSBAND"

"...shafted" <<evil grin>>

by durson August 15, 2007

Fapsauce

n. 1.emissions made from the penis during or at the end of "fapping" (masturbating)
2. lubrications used during "fapping" (masturbating)

Henry grabbed a kleenex to clean up the fapsauce.

by Lovely Dork July 24, 2011

bohemian fapsody

When you fuck your girl to the beat of bohemian rhapsody, while imagining you are fucking Freddy Mercury.

My favourite sexual act was doing the Bohemian fapsody with my girlfriend.

by minotaurfuckboy September 15, 2015

fapsterbate

To masterbate or jack off VIGOROUSLY.

Tyler is such a sick fuck, I caught him fapsterbating the other day.

fapsterbate.

by Fred E. Rick December 17, 2007