Fappe

To masturbate in a Coffee Shop

"I went to StarBucks yesterday and had an amazing Fappe." "Don't you mean frappe?" "Nope."

by Sparkle MilkBags October 13, 2011

The Fappening

An event in which hackers leaked nude images of over 100 female celebrities. Every male gets a rock hard erection at the sight of one of the pictures that were leaked, particularly Jennifer Lawrence or Kate Upton.

"The fappening has occurred my friend"
"I sure as hell hope JLaw's tits can satisfy my penile needs"

by y0Sambo September 5, 2014

Fappernicking

Masturbating to black lives matter.

Hey La'Quan put your penis away!!!

Sorry bro, I was just Fappernicking to all of the social unrest.

by FreshCum November 3, 2016

Fagped

A moped (which is usually restricted to 50cc) which typically looks stupid due to shoddy design, loud hair dryer sounding engine, flash and in your face colours and is made from 100% plastic, topped off by the driver being a chav or chav-like youth.

*On a minor road*

Fagped: nignggningggingngggning
Passer by: Oh look there's another Fagped!

by Two Tone Tooney April 6, 2009

frequent fapper miles

Frequent self pleasuring.

He's been racking up some frequent fapper miles since they broke up.

The walls are too thin. I hear my roommate racking up frequent fapper miles every night.

by mccaro June 4, 2012

fupped

fucked upped.

i wish i never did that!!! aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh!!!!!! im so fupped!!!!!!!!!

by InsomniaFreak March 6, 2009

Flapped

To get caught by the police.

While driving down the wrong way at TSU's homecoming, Torrian got flapped.

by Candy November 16, 2003