Faim

False fame. The false sense of notoriety and ego inflating self fellatio achieved by self published authors, terrorists, tweens with massive friend lists on social networking sites, and dipshits being milked for lulz. Basically anyone who flaunts their "fame" but doesn't have any money to show for it.

Jonathan Robin spent a small fortune over the last decade buying points at allpoetry.com so he could advertise his work to other shitty poets. That guy is fucking faimous!

by Matthew Kastor May 15, 2013

Flimpsons

The surname if the Simpsons and Flanders came together as one family.

"If this were a better place, we'd all be known as the Flimpsons."

by reggie_lurve August 15, 2004

fimp

Five dollar bill, commonaly used amonst the negro population of the chicagoland area

"Yo, you gotta fimp I can borrow"

by Fucko July 23, 2003

faipau

faipau is a normal respectful greeting used by the polynesian community, in english its, "hello" or "hello there everybody"

faipau everyone,faipau the teachers,and faipau ur mum.
faipau my name is ufa

by fuFUM0nStAHH2200 November 2, 2021

Famphobic

having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against families, children, old people.

a collection of ideas and phenomena that encompass a range of negative attitudes, feelings, or actions towards families or families as an institution of value.

When someone asks “why would you want to have kids”. You can tell them “you sound FAMPHOBIC”

by dumpling765 July 2, 2022

Fairport High School

Ridiculously large public high school outside of Rochester, NY. Houses tenth through twelfth grades. Faculty, staff, students, administration, and entire town of Fairport prioritizes sports (which we suck at) over education. Everyone ends up going to UB or MCC or St. John Fisher. Students are expected to be on a sports team and if they are not, they're outcasts or labeled potheads, which most athletes actually are. Girls wear loads of black eyeliner and push-up bras and tight Hollister jeans and flip flops in the middle of winter. Guys wear jerseys of somesort and baggy jeans without belts. Girls also wear cheerleading t-shirts and Soffe shorts with Adidas or Nike one-strap flip-flops all year round. Cheerleading is like a religion and if you aren't a fan, you're out. Fairport is overrated and everything from going to church to showing up for class is merely for social purposes. Everyone attends Assumption. The education is terrible at Fairport. Only 50% of kids passed the mandatory Math B exam in 2009 (which Fairport teachers will NEVER admit, even though every other school in the area knows we suck). In Fairport, if you get a bad grade on a test, you aren't chastised or even slightly encouraged to do better next time, you're praised for even showing up to class on time after such a hard night of partying the night before.

Soffe shorts and flip flops in January? She probably goes to Fairport High School.

by fairport girl October 31, 2009

frimpan

A frying pan or skillet. This is a contraction of the words frying+pan and is used in South Wales, both in Welsh and in English, and very common in the Llanelli area.

"Hey mam, where is the frimpan? I fancy a nice fry-up with sausages and bacon tonight!"

by w00fdawg October 30, 2005