The point where you can't do anything right. At this time your existence is pointless. You are a failure and will always be a failure.
If you score lower on a test than a class of retarded 4th graders, you are an epic failure.
Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.
Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.
by Nick Callies April 29, 2008
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John: While rolling last night I tried to pull off a flying armbar but I ended up missing it and landing on my head.
Jane: Wow...Epic failure.
John: To make it worse I sharded myself when I hit the ground.
Jane: What?! Epoch Failure!!
Jane: Wow...Epic failure.
John: To make it worse I sharded myself when I hit the ground.
Jane: What?! Epoch Failure!!
by Seamuskc July 13, 2018
Get the epoch failure mug.In swimming, when one dives into the pool when starting a race and his or her goggles immediately completely fill up with water or fall off, usually ending up somewhere part way down the person's face.
Brian: "Damn, dude. What happened during that race? You're time was freaking slow."
Tom: "I experienced total gogular failure and couldn't see shit."
Tom: "I experienced total gogular failure and couldn't see shit."
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"Oh he's cute I wonder what year he is"
"Oh that's Garrett, he graduated like 6 years ago"
"What! I had no idea he was a failure to launch"
"Yeah I guess he just wasn't ready for the harsh reality of the world outside Example University."
"Oh that's Garrett, he graduated like 6 years ago"
"What! I had no idea he was a failure to launch"
"Yeah I guess he just wasn't ready for the harsh reality of the world outside Example University."
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