falking

Short for 'facebook stalking'

"I had to defriend this guy on facebook because he was seriously falking me. Every time I'd update my status or upload a photo he'd post a comment within 5 minutes. Such a creepy experience. Have you been falked before?"

by CharlieB78 October 3, 2009

girl-failing

When a girl complains that she's failing school when in reality she has a 95 average

Girl: Oh my god guysssss I'm failingggg!
Everyone else: No you're not, you're just girl-failing

by lawz December 29, 2006

Eddie -van-failing

A guy who breaks out his guitar any chance he gets,even though he sucks at playing it! Can't be joking he has to belive he is killing it!

That bonfire was going really well until that guy broke out his guitar. He pulled an Eddie -van-failing on that night!

by Potentialwasted July 24, 2015

Faulking

The act of stalking through Facebook.

Person 1: Man I meet a girl/guy last night.
Person 2: Really? Did you do anything?
Person 1: No, but when I woke up I was faulking the s*** out of her/him.

by King Creep 6 November 17, 2010

Failing at Minesweeper

A trait that is only present in individuals not capable of the simple point-and-click interface that the computer is based on or counting up to 5. Individuals that show this trait are usually no smarter that a 2 year old ape, although in some studies 2 year old apes can sucessfully play minesweeper. This game is most often played in computer class by individuals who recognize the stupidity of having a class teach students to use a computer.

Anna: This game is sooooo hard!
Alex and Ben(simultaneously): No its not unless you have NO knowledge of counting up to 5 and pointing and clicking with a mouse!
-she is failing at minesweeper-

by ScreamoKid17 February 3, 2010

Falking

Falking is a term used to refer to unknown and persistant stalking by individuals on Facebook.

Gill: "hey I went on a date with that girl I met on eHarmony
John: "Isn't that the hot girl that you friended last week on Facebook?"

Gill: "sort of. We're not friends, I'm was Falking her before our date . She gave me her email address and I used Gmail to get her last name. I had to track her down, to make sure she was cool before the date"
John: "so, how was the date?"
Gill: Ah . . .not so good, I'll just keep "Falking" her until she updates her security on Facebook, her pics are pretty hot.

by superkustom January 18, 2011

falking

it is f****** walking

i was falking down the street.

by supercalifragilisticexpaelidos February 1, 2018