Writer Factor

The difference of effect between a writer who has written a peice of literature and a person reading it. The writer may believe their creation is much longer, more emotional, or interesting while none of these things have transferred into the acuall writing. Writers who forget to apply "writer factor" to their work usually end up making action too blunt, descriptions too short or include things that just dont make sense.

Writer factor, time wise, is aproximetly half an hour of writing to twenty seconds of reading, 45 minutes research to one interesting fact, and two days depression to a single tear.

Writers factor includes any type of writing, including scripts, poetry and even band names.
"James hit lucy. She flew back into a bush. Later her rescuer named Larry found her and they got married."

writer: Im thinking of showing this to a publisher, what do you think? Isn't it romantic?
reader: No. Its three sentences long.
writer: It seemed longer in my head. Mabe they can make a movie about it.
reader: you're forgetting writer factor, moron.

Band: we call ourselves pedobread: it has a deeply spiritual meaning to us
Fans: Pedo-Bread? WTF?
by Niahc August 16, 2010
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Snape Factor

n. A quality a man (or less commonly woman) is said to have when they are found attractive, but for no obvious or discernible reason. They may not be physically attractive, smart or possess any typical desirable qualities, but are nonetheless alluring. Possession of the Snape Factor is often subjective, and it is rare for two people to agree about it.

The phrase originates from the character Severus Snape, of the ubiquitous Harry Potter series, who is dark, snide and almost ghoulish in appearace, but is considered attractive by many nonetheless. He has the Snape Factor.
Girl A: I don't know why, but he's kind of cute, somehow...

Girl B: Are you crazy? He just chased a squirrel down the street with holy water!

Girl A: Yeah, but-- I don't know, he just has the Snape Factor.
by Reevsie August 16, 2011
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whoop factor

An expression of disinterest. Usually followed by a number -- the higher the number, the greater the lack of interest -- and, occasionally, a reference to Sulu, the helmsman of the Enterprise.

As this phrase is a reference to the original Star Trek series, it shall be generally understood that 9 represents the highest normal whoop factor. Anything higher indicates an excessive whoop factor -- and, by extension, an extreme lack of interest.
by refriedwhiskey August 14, 2009
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Factor 50

When you are grafting really hard and really trying hard for someone to like you and laying it on think
He is really layering it on factor 50

I’m not a factor 50 kind of guy

I’m going to go in factor 50
by its real doug June 11, 2019
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the PHIL Factor

when one's whacked out persona of sociopathic tendencies comes to life via delusions of grandeur that entails inconspicuous forming of relationships with others w/o the other's consent by all means necessary. A third party can see this with clear conviction of contempt, but the individual that is perpetuating this act of solace and does not relent to the factual discrepancy of reality.
the Phil Factor made u believe that her name was Jessica when in actuality her name is Christina as according to her birth certificate.
by CoOLiSymO October 25, 2010
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nut factor

The ejaculatory state most commonly referred to from the Unforgiveable video series. The nut factor is something that all men strive for. Once "nut" is obtained, it feels like a heavy burden has been lifted from ones person.
Girl: "Wow, thats a big load!"
Guy: "No, thats the nut factor."
by Bo Vice January 25, 2008
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funk factor

A numerical rating system given to the smell of vagina's 1 being socially acceptable; 10 demanding immediate cleansing whether by douching or pressure washing
Damn girl, when is the last time you washed that thing your funk factor is off the charts!
by AdaMeaux March 01, 2009
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