Facetiousismistically

A word used by douche goblins who place it in words, to sound more intelligent. In the real world, it means sarcastically

Doucheking: Me and my brahs were in Aeropostale and the worker was like, "are you looking for anything" and i said "No, we were trying to find tacos" facetiousismistically. Hahahaah, my bros were laughing like crazy.

Joe: Riiiiight... hehe(courtesy laugh) well im gonna head out now...

Doucheking: Peace brosquit!

Joe: yeh...uh sure

by Doucheking-Away August 27, 2009

facetious

The only word that has A E I O U in it in that order

Did you know that 'facetious' is the only word that has A E I O and U in order?

by Ein Wrose April 23, 2011

fucktitious

absolutely wrong or fictitious, defining the person as a fucking idiot.

Did you hear what John said earlier?

John is a fucktitious asshole, he's always full of shit.

by mike231 July 27, 2009

facetious

Being facetious is when you say something you think is funny, but NOBODY laughs. So then you have to say "Oh, uh...I was being facetious". And everyone's like "Ooooh Kayyy... (What a jackass.)"

"An awkward silence fell over the group after his facetious remark about the director's 'ghetto booty' wasn't appreciated.

by ~Adam September 15, 2006

facetious

A word that Sinead made up

Sinead: Hey, stop being so facetious.

Me: That's not a real word and you know it

by superduckisalive April 14, 2008

fastidious

What Agent Argenti says to try to prove that he can power his scooter on his own sexiness. The word that the dungeon master uses on dirty ho bags right before he pounds them like a champ.

Aaron: Yo bitch you are very fastidious today.
Dirty ho Bag: thanks can you argentify me tonight in your Rv that is powered by your sexiness.
Aaron: yo bitch what do you think I used the word fastidious for.
Dirty ho bag: Can you give me a tony danza afterwards.
Aaron: It comes with the Argentification, in the RV.
Dirty ho bags: you love dirty ho bags don't you and you also love green trackpants.
Aaron: fuck yeah

by The Dungeonmaster November 29, 2004

frictitiously

When the movement between two objects is more rough than it should or is expected to be.

1) That disposable razor frictitiously scoured the stubble off my face and left me with 3rd degree razor burn.

2) When we finally got down to action, all the stubble down there made for some frictitous deep dicking, resulting in pussy burn.

by Willie G! July 4, 2011