Faceblock

-verb (-ing, -ed)
1. To cut oneself off from facebook for any number of reasons. The most common being to not learn the outcome of a sporting event or TV show until caught up on DVR.
2. To hack into someone else's account and change their password, hence blocking them from networking socially.
3. To block a blow to the body with your face.

-noun
1. When one is currently in the status of faceblocking themselves
2. The act of blocking a blow to the body with your face.

Have you seen her post on your wall??? OMFG man!
No, I'm on faceblock. I haven't seen the game yet and I don't want any spoilers.

by doublepalmute October 17, 2010

faceboink

Hooking up with someone through a tentative relationship in an online community

So are they seeing each other now, or was it just a faceboink?

by Footnotes December 15, 2008

Faceblocking

(v) The act of intentionally blocking another user from viewing one's Facebook profile, pictures, or other details due to that user's disagreeable worldview, stalking tendencies, and/or criminal insanity.

I have been Faceblocking my ex girlfriend from Japan because she is just loco.

by ChillUpMyLeg February 5, 2010

Faceblock

Basically cock blocking another virtually by means of facebook. It is usually by commenting on the same status when a similar person of interest is involved. ie someone chimes in when the other is spitting game on the wall.

Dude, I been trying to bag this girl for a month, and Ryan is totally faceblocking me! I'll say some shit and the motherfucker one ups me every time! Guess I request some more hos.

by Virtual cockblocking July 14, 2011

Faceblock

When you go on the computer to be productive, but never get past Facebook because you've made it your homepage.

I was supposed to be checking on my online class, but I got Faceblocked 5 hours ago.

by Jazzyris May 25, 2013

Faceblock

The act of commenting on a Facebook users status update in order to hinder posting by others. Typically this will involve commenting on the status so that comments by others will be out of context with the initial topic discussed

Status update (Poster)- Today is the happiest day of my life :)
Facebook (Commenter 1)- It's because of me right?
(Poster)- Of course, who else?!
(Commenter 2)-...... (Faceblocked!)

by DKN85 January 15, 2012

Faceback

To accidentally hit the back icon while reading through your Facebook feed on your phone, resulting in having to scroll through your feed to pick up reading where you left off.

I'd been reading my Facebook feed for 20 minutes and then I Facebacked. I had to scroll through all those posts again so I could catch up.

by ObviousMan1 December 5, 2016