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Facebook me

When you tell someone to contact you via facebook. Usually told to someone that is your facebook "friend" but someone you do not communicate with enough to have his/her number.
Friendude: Hey Alan, how's it going?

Guy: Hey man.

Friendude: We should hang out sometime.

Guy: Yea, facebook me.

Friendude: Cool!
by Enlicensed One September 3, 2009
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facebook atheist

An individual who incessantly publishes their newly acquired atheist beliefs on social media.
A Facebook atheist will say "in my opinion......." when they really mean "in Richard Dawkins opinion......."
by Lucas Lucas July 3, 2015
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facebook ex stalker

When someone lurks and stalks there ex to see what he or she is doing. Usually every so often the person goes back to see what has been written on their ex's wall. And to scope out who the girls/guys he or she is associating themselves with.
Jill : Stop being such a facebook ex stalker Megan.
Megan : I cant help it, but I'm still in love with him.

Jill: Oh gees.
by WEIRDOGIRLO!2 January 18, 2010
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Facebookholic

People who spend way too much time in facebook, making every social interaction via this social network.
Face it dude, you're a facebookholic!
Mum, Dad, I'm a facebookholic, that's why I failed in all my exams!
by LifeThruALens May 12, 2010
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Facebook Judas

n. A person who friends you on Facebook that you thought was a friend but turns out to have done so with malevolent intent, e.g., for purposes of surveillance, stalking, harassing or defaming.
n. Did you hear what Dick did? He friended everybody at work, then uploaded pictures from a porn site and tagged them all. What a Facebook Judas.
by Oregander May 5, 2009
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Facebook

Facebook is effectively an online database of people where people voluntarily upload all their personal information so that random people they have only met once, formally known as "friends", can track whatever they are doing for the rest of their lives.

This act of offering up personal information also equips Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg, with near infinite power as he stores all the information, including conversations, permanently in order to make a huge profit through manipulation and as such can be compared to the famous fictional oligarch Big Brother from the book 1984, written by George Orwell.
Naive friend: Hey guess who has access to all my personal information that I protested vehemently against the police and government keeping yet am ok with doing it myself because I'm a conformist and Facebook is awesome?

Realist friend: Lord Zuckerberg and that random guy you met at a party once who turned out to be paedophile and mass murderer.
by benz3000 June 30, 2011
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Subliminal Facebook status

Using ones Facebook status to send a subliminal message to friends.
I.e. Stacey: "I'm sick of making an effort with people, when they don't care, I'll see how long it takes for them to call me!"
Lisa: "is that me? Are you sending me a subliminal facebook message? I was blow drying my hair"
Stacey: "no, not at all, it's this other chick from work"
Lisa: "sure.."

Karen: "The guy I like just winked at me on the bus! Hope he asks me out!!!"
Joel: "Are you sending me a subliminal Facebook status?"
Karen: "maybe ;)"
Joel: "no chance..what's you friends number?"

Jess: "I hate everyone and everything!!"
Sean: "Subliminal Facebook status?"
by Funkyjmr74 November 10, 2011
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