FACEBOOKER

ONE WHO SPENDS OVER HALF OF THEIR DAY ON FACEBOOK INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR FUCKING JOB.

MY PURCHASING AGENT IS A FACEBOOKER.

by RICKOLO October 14, 2011

Faceberg photo

A photo posted on a social network site that only shows 10% of the total mass of the person, hiding the leviathan mass cropped out, similar to only 10% of an iceberg showing above the waterline.

That chick's avatar is a Faceberg photo, because her ass is 3 feet wide.

by Herb Utzmelz October 23, 2013

Fankboner

Word For a limp Penis and or a stupid person see Samurai Tenkai

wow Sammie you're such a Fankboner

by ChaosX1022 November 25, 2007

Deadbeat Facebooker

someone who makes a facebook page and never checks it.
the opposite of somebody who has a farmville.

Wow my brother has a facebook but never gets on. he is such a deadbeat facebooker.
deadbeat
facebook

by hermanmelville 1256 February 4, 2010

facebookerosis

Addcition to Facebook

James: Dude, what are you doing?
Adam: I'm on facebook.
James: You're always on that thing.
Adam: No i ain't!
James: Yes you are, you've got Facebookerosis

by Xxhackreeem_razorxX December 8, 2009

Facebooker

1. Person or entity that is not necessarily a facebook stalker but absolutely a constant facebook user.

2. Person or entity that is, can, or could pontetially be a facebook obsessionist.

Due to his constant use of facebook, we would definitely refer to him as a facebooker.

by staggy11 November 18, 2011

Fanboner

When a fanboy becomes very elated by an event within geek culture that he literally or figuratively pops a boner.

Fanboy: Kelsey Grammer has been cast as the Highfather in the live action DC universe?!?!? I have the biggest fanboner right now!!!

by elstrongo March 7, 2017