Friend Bomb

The act of systematically friending every friend of a friend to the point where the friends of your friend are so irritated that they defriend your friend. This usually requires more than one friend acting in concert to achieve actual de friend levels of irritation to the friends of your friend. This act of group friend bombing is known as atomic friend bombing. Proceed with caution when atomic friend bombing, you may cause a chain reaction and in turn have no friends.

Sweet! I have a new friend today... ahh wait... who the f** is this? Da**mit another friend bomb! I hate Mumford 2005!

by zimzam86 May 16, 2011

friend-bench

the place you go when the person you are romantically interested in tells you they want to just be friends.

a strategy that rarely works where someone continues being friends with their romantic interest thinking they have a chance to get with them, even though the other person blindly hooks up with everyone but them because they are "such good friends"

Stan got relegated to the friend-bench again when Samantha hooked up with John at the end of the night even though Stan chatted her up for four hours.

by The real Agame January 6, 2010

Friend Breaker Games

Usually mario style four player games fall into this category. Basically it means a videogame where you can usually screw over your friends by killing them or getting a large amount of points in a short time.

Regis- "This why I don't play with you guys when it comes to these friend breaker games." As she watched tom playing as mario throw her character off a cliff before the finish line.

Tom- "These things things just happen you know. And I owe you for using me as a jump platform to escape the lava.

by Hourglass Mage July 11, 2011

Friend burden

The affliction of having an unmanageable number of friends on Facebook.

She has such an enormous friend burden that she never gets any of my posts.

by WannabeU January 30, 2016

Friend but More

When your dating a person and the guy or girl doesn't want to put a label on it or even kiss even after all the things you done for him/her

Bustin: what are we
Fanna: we are friends but more
Bustin: fuck this shit I'm out, didn't spend 3 years of dating you to be a friend but more! Fml

by Chef booty September 16, 2016

Friend Barrier

A wall of friends that protect indecent exposure from others. Used for women changing clothes in class to girls showing their tits.

Girl: Hey guys help me get this shirt off.
Friend: Let's make a friend barrier.
Friends make a circle around Girl.

Guy: I dare you to show your breasts.
Girl: Fine, just make me a friend barrier.

by Hermjesnez June 17, 2012

Friend Bandit

One who uses a friend as a middle man to other friends in an awkward, aggresive, and obvious fashion.

Natalie is suddenly always hanging out with my bestie Franny. She's such a friend bandit.

by Jefferson C July 8, 2007