Fidgetsexual

A dumb sexuality mocking the LGBTQ+ community about being sexually attracted to fidget toys. It was created on TikTok and now nine year olds use it and claim its real

Person 1: “I’m Fidgetsexual so therefore I am in love with fidgets.”
Person 2: “Being Fidgetsexual is a mockery to the LGBTQ+ community”

by Wanda’s Vision March 1, 2021

shut the fridge

A phrase used by nickelodeon to replace shut the fuck up.

Carly: Did you see that Shelby Marx's game yesterday?
Sam: Oh, shut the fridge! Was it yesterday?

by dinga.dinga May 13, 2014

Fidget Toys

A sensory toy for people with autism adhd and anxiety. It helped till people who don’t need them use them an it becomes a trend

“ Trading Fidget toys

by •_•_• January 9, 2021

Cereal in the fridge day

When you accidentally put the cereal in the fridge instead of the milk because you are damn tired and just feel like shit. Usually means the rest of the day will be ruined.

"ah jeeze i put the goddamn cereal in the fridge, looks like i'm in for a Cereal in the fridge day" ~shudders~

by Broagan Lee Goertz December 18, 2009

fridge scan

The constant checking on the refridgerator for food even though you know there is none in there; usually occurs every 2-5 minutes for a person not smoking pot. For pot smokers, it occurs about every minute followed by vacant stares.

Normal person: Bro, I've pulled about 5 fridge scans and still nothing...lets check the pantry!
Pot smoker: Broooo, I've fridge scanned like 5 times in 5 minutes and still nothing. (followed by the vacant stares)

by UP AND ATOM December 7, 2007

fidget spinner

the only case in history where a bit of plastic and metal doomed the human race

fidget spinners doomed us all

by Dylanfinity (obviously) June 3, 2017

Fridge nab

The act of taking someone's personal belongings such as a blanket, laptop, purse or undies and hiding it in the refrigerator.

Rosie you've been fridge nabbing my shit all night!

by Rarsta October 17, 2008