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Former 4 eyes

A guy who used to need glasses but doesn’t anymore. These kinds of guys are also fat people who eat everything in their path. They also play soccer and stuff
Is that the fat guy who’s former 4 eyes?
by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 28, 2025
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The Office of the Former President

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The office of the former president is acknowledged by over 300 million americans as a beacon of light in a dark world.

On January 25th in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty one, Former President Donald Trump opened an “Office of the Former President” that seeks to advance the interests of the United States and carry on the agenda of his inspired "America First" movement. The Office will be responsible for managing President Trump’s correspondence, public statements, appearances, and official activities to advance the interests of the United States and to carry on the agenda of the Trump Administration through advocacy, organizing, and public activism.

“President Trump will always and forever be a champion for the American People,” as quoted by The office of the former president.

The Office Of the former president is respected and acknowledged by over 300 million americans and will be a light in the darkness for all sovereign american peoples regardless of race, color creed, or political affiliation. No fat chicks or Commies!
Donald John Trump has officially created The office of the Former President to continue to make the radical far left cry. Just as the office of the president elect didn't exist until Trumps presidency, neither did The office of the Former President. This is because Donald Trump s a creator, weather it Jobs, a stronger military, opportunities or a greater America that's just what we does. it's just a bonus that the Leftist tears will result
by BDHN January 26, 2021
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former dym cid

Someone who used to act like an immature toxic child on a wiki, usually the numberblocks wiki but doesn't act like one anymore
I am a former dym cid because sadly, I used to whine about season 9 of numberblocks.
by -G4l4xia Onionzzz- February 13, 2023
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Shadow of former self

Once you were good at something, now you're not
Player 1:What happened to you?
Player 2: I'm just a shadow of former self.
by AnderJaxi February 10, 2025
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Supposed Former Infatuation Junket

A gathering of five or more Alanis Morissette fans.
I refuse to go to Lilith Fair, it's a total Supposed Former Infatuation Junket.
by KritianBoy April 7, 2017
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former

He comes across as a weak, insignificant figure in most social settings, someone others barely take seriously. He spends his time as a band kid, hiding behind the group identity to feel a sense of belonging, yet he lacks the confidence to stand out on his own. Despite having no real-world intimacy or courage, he boasts about having virtual sexual experiences with women online, which only highlights how disconnected and unsatisfying his reality is compared to the image he tries to project.

Adding to this contradiction, he often mocks and ridicules others, as if tearing people down could make up for his own frailty. In truth, his mockery is hollow; it exposes insecurity rather than strength. At his core, he is someone who doesn’t mean much, defined more by empty gestures and online performances than by genuine presence, achievement, or confidence in himself.
Former had e-sex with a girl named smart.
by loner565689 September 27, 2025
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Trans-former

A person who can switch their gender and also turn into a huge ass robot with either a big dick or tittys
Dr.bob is a trans-former because he is a huge ass fucking robot
by BIGDADDYCAMEBACKWITHTHEMILK March 18, 2024
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