by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020
Get the Earthmug. by Lala~Chan February 27, 2020
Get the Earthmug. by WishIWasWaluigi June 29, 2019
Get the Earthmug. The 3rd planet in oour solar system, approximately 93 million miles from the Sun. It has one moon, called the Moon (real original), and its surface is over 70% water. There are 7 landmasses on the surface: N. America, S. America, Europe, Asia, Australia, and Antarctica.
The dominant species is the human. We spend half of our money trying to teach people and cure diseases, and the other half trying to find ways to kill other people (i.e. napalm, shotguns, TNT, machine guns, howitzers, thermonuclear weapons, etc.) The planet is plagged by a terrible affliction called AIDS, which is the result of HIV. No matter what, it started with someone having unprotected sex or someone sharing a dirty syringe. Or a man being bit by a monkey (I hope to God that monkey is burning in hell now).
The dominant species is the human. We spend half of our money trying to teach people and cure diseases, and the other half trying to find ways to kill other people (i.e. napalm, shotguns, TNT, machine guns, howitzers, thermonuclear weapons, etc.) The planet is plagged by a terrible affliction called AIDS, which is the result of HIV. No matter what, it started with someone having unprotected sex or someone sharing a dirty syringe. Or a man being bit by a monkey (I hope to God that monkey is burning in hell now).
by Myajd jdg September 6, 2005
Get the Earthmug. A pointless lump of rotating rock where chavs rule the innocent bystandrs and cause misery and mayhem, without which all shrinks would be unemployed.
It all comes down to chavs.
by donnald duck June 10, 2005
Get the earthmug. 1: The universe's insane asylum. Current inmates: Homo Sapiens. Everything else is just innocent. Nature is our jailkeeper.
2: Hell
3*: Mostly Harmless
4*: Computer designed to figure out the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything
5: Only planet in the system of Sol capable of sustaining life.
6: Pathetic
7: A rathole being killed by its scourge: intelligent life
Note that definitions # 3 and 4 are from The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
2: Hell
3*: Mostly Harmless
4*: Computer designed to figure out the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything
5: Only planet in the system of Sol capable of sustaining life.
6: Pathetic
7: A rathole being killed by its scourge: intelligent life
Note that definitions # 3 and 4 are from The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Earth is the most horrendous place in the galaxy, and it houses the most fucked-in-the-head species in the universe. Good luck in hell, fuckers.
by SoulfulZen April 30, 2005
Get the Earthmug. Earth is the third PLANET from the SUN and the only object in the Universe known to harbor life. According to radiometric dating and other sources of evidence, Earth formed over 4.5 billion years ago.Earth's gravity interacts with other objects in space, especially the Sun and the Moon, Earth's only natural satellite. Earth revolves around the Sun in 365.26 days, a period known as an Earth year. During this time, Earth rotates about its axis about 366.26 times.n
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Get the Earthmug.