food

the solution to all of women's problems.

woman: Im ugly
My boyfriend dumped me
My job sucks
Everyone hates me
Im on my period
I have acne
I scare little kids
Food: Im here for you babe!!

by Boominspeakers July 24, 2012

Food Karma

Picking up the full share of what would normally be a split bill for a meal, only to have the other person pick up the bill at a later date. Fully appropriate when in a pinch for cash and you are still hungry.

That cheap bastard Dan couldn't pay for his pizza logs, well food karma is a bitch and he'll be paying for my drinks next week.

by Hookanation October 14, 2011

factual food

Factual food- food is usually a matter of taste,however there are a few foods that as a matter of fact taste good! Pizza,burgers,and fries are a good example. So,if someone claims they "don't like pizza" you know they are just being an ass, because pizza is a factual food. That means everybody likes and they're just trying to be different. Now everything they say is suspect.

Dad- Marty eat your fried chicken .
Marty- I don't like fried chicken.
Dad- that's nonsense fried chicken is a factual food.
Marty- it is?
Dad - yep!

Marty eats fried chicken and enjoys it!

by Big daddy Thorne July 19, 2016

See food diet

A see food diet is where you see food and then eat it.

I'm on a see food diet. I see food. I eat food.

by The Kid That Likes Memes September 30, 2017

Cafeteria Food

Just lower your expectations while your at it.

I would rather eat from the garbage can from a McDonald's than eat Cafeteria Food.

by Dahooligan January 29, 2019

spicy food

any food that creates a 8.8 magnitude shit earthquake when you are on the toilet

Person 1: Fuck, I just ate so much spicy food
Person 2: Better fortify your house for the next few days

by wide idiot April 19, 2020

Food

The best thing ever

Everyone loves food

by Natalie090 January 27, 2017