filthy nixon

When you Cum in a girls eyes and proceed to steal her purse while she wipes the ejaculate from her eyes. when she regains her sight and accuses you of taking her purse you exclaim: "I am not a crook"

When I found out that she sucked my best freinds dick I was really nice to her. I took her out to dinner and a movie and when we got back to her place I gave her a FILTHY NIXON

by DC Chapman January 30, 2008

FMLYHM

FMLYHM stands for FUCK ME LIKE YOU HATE ME. it is the title to a song by SEETHER

You come around when you finally face this
You come around when you find me faceless
Fuck me like you hate me
(dig it up and tear it down)
Dig it up and whore me out
FMLYHM
(dig it up and tear it down)
Don't make a sound 'til I come undone

by Tessaa_Dx October 7, 2010

Filthy Ninja

A covert activity which involves sneaking into a room where a couple of people are engaged in love making, then jerking off to the live show, undetected of course.

Last night I caught Paul bangin' his bitch in my bedroom so I pulled the filthy ninja on em'.

by The Odor January 10, 2006

FMLYHM

A popular song by Seether, standing for Fuck Me Like You Hate Me

" Did you hear that new song on Finding Beauty in Negative Spaces?"
"What? Fake It?"
"No! FMLYHM"

by Martha Correa January 16, 2008

Filthy Jesus

A sex fetish that involves one participant to be tied up on a crucifix to resemble Jesus Christ. After this is done, multiple partners defficate and urinate on this person.

I'm really in the mood to do a Filthy Jesus tonight, let's call kevin.

by Iplaymallets January 14, 2009

Filthy Cosmonaut

Originating from a filthy astronaut, this move begins in the doggy style position. Just before "blast-off" tightly secure a plastic bag over your partner's head as you move to face to face with her. Next, strike her about the head hard enough that she begins to see stars--we call this move the "Hammer & Sickle." Then firmly pie-face her back onto the bed so she is lying on her back. Now release your Siberian Splooge across her eyes and she will see nothing but the Milky Way. Then immediately take a celebratory shot of chilled Stoli Vodka, and without swallowing, spit it in your partners face for a Cold War ending.

Lisa: That new Russian exchange student, Svetlana is walking funny today.

Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.

Lisa: USA! USA!

by $ad-Lo April 16, 2011

filthy martini

a martini made with vodka, black olives and pepperocinis

my filthy martini was so dirty that I choked

by Michelle Martini April 9, 2009