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Float Daze

Days that you meet up with friends and float your local river.

Large group of drunks floating down a river.

That moment when you're floating the river on a perfect sunny day and you've drank just the right amount of alcohol.

Based off the infamous river float group from Macon Ga. The group Float Daze originated in spring of 2016 with a group of friends drinking and floating the Ocmulgee River every weekend.
Make sure you get enough beer for Float Daze tomorrow.
by Dazed River February 21, 2017
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Float a pig

I’m gonna go float a pig.
by Sqeekydad October 6, 2021
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Fladumpadump

Large ugly shoes or boots. Usually the sole is too big and overall the shoes look too big on a person's feet. Plural: Fladumpadumps
" He was wearing these big fladumpadumps last night"
by Conor Nolan May 14, 2016
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Down the throat float

Once she took all my man meat in. I gave her a down the throat float
by Pete Rico May 5, 2008
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float bone

To lower one's standards, usually for a brief period of time, in order to score some easy action.
Jeff: Madison is going to be at the party tonight, so look sharp.

Arnold: But I don't feel much like showering; I think I'll just chase Phyllis and float bone.
by Paper Machete Music May 15, 2009
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Fladapada

The act of repeated naked pelvic thrusts to generate the unmistakable noise "fladapada-dapada-dapada" as the male genitalia impacts on the thighs or bumcheeks (in particularly gifted individuals)
"I'm glad I was wearing my Ray-Bans when that dude started doing the fladapada on stage.... is that a stye or some smegma in your eye?"
by Fladapadactyl October 17, 2012
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floatboat

A luxury sedan that prioritizes comfort over handling and performance. Used in a derogatory way by fans of sports sedans, which are the opposite.

Float: The objective of this type of cars is to isolate the driver from the road, which makes them feel like they "float" above it.
Boat: Because handling is not the priority, they can be hard to maneuver, a characteristic they share with actual boats.

These cars are typically preferred by older people because they offer a relaxing ride, whereas younger people prefer sport sedans for being more fun to drive.
Dad, your old Caddy is such a floatboat. When I drive it, it's hard not to fall asleep. My new Mercedes is so much better
by Untar la Manteca September 17, 2023
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