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Keep it fitted

Keep it fitted - origininated by holman in atlantic city
a way of saying goodbye, deuces, peace, adios
Keep it fitted, don't fuck with flex.
by holman` November 16, 2010
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Dick Fitting

A consultation, between man and woman, in which each evaluates a prospective sexual partner. A largely transactional encounter, the man will insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina, such that each party can determine if the size, tightness etc. is to their liking, and a sexual relationship is viable.
Gwendolyn : Hey Julie, you want to come over to my place tonight and watch Sex In The City in our pajamas ?

Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.

Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!

Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.
by The Rockit April 27, 2010
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blue yankee fitted

Just like it sounds, a traditional navy blue New York Yankees hat thats fitted, i.e. not adjustable.
I rocka blue yankee fitted; 7 1/4
by D $ February 14, 2005
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fitter

The British way of saying hotter. when fit (hot) isnt enough!
british guy1: Dude your moms fitter then hell!!
british guy2: Hells pretty damn fitt
by Nathandavis101 March 10, 2007
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fittin

Although once thought to describe the act of having a fit (i.e., a seizure), it has evolved into a ghetto way to say "fixin' to, about to, or going to do something."
I ain't fittin to take no spelin class.
by Robb H. September 23, 2006
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sprinkler fitter

fire protection installer, one of only few professions where its workers can "honestly make it rain"
Also somewhat ironic because we make more than you.
neighbor was being a jerk so the sprinkler fitter made it rain on him.
by brentwoodbc February 23, 2011
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fit to be tied

My teacher was fit to be tied when my classmate said She didn't know the answer.
by The Return of Light Joker October 29, 2008
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