fapid

Stimulating sexually, but not intellectually.

From "fap" + "vapid"

While she was not astute enough to understand his references to Anias Nin and Charlotte Rampling, her fapidity would prove useful to Brian later that night, after being rejected and going home alone.

by frankie says RELAX May 30, 2009

Fapic

An instance so epic, it can be fapped to, despite a lack of tits.

"Dude, that post was fapic. brb bathroom."

by PlayMadness May 4, 2009

Faping

Fapping and Vaping. If you use this term you are more than likely a Blake Vapes fan.

Blake Vapes Fan: Bro I just had the sickest fape sesh in the bathroom man!
Normal Person: What?
Blake Vapes Fan: Never heard of faping? It's like heaven in a chili cheese sandwich broham.
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me.

by Super Duper S-Man March 14, 2017

fapita

a fajita pita-also, known as a fajita on pita bread

Sean was eating a fajita and Courtney put it on pita bread. They shared a fapita.

by jlyons July 7, 2008

Fapier mache

Small confetti-like strips of toilet tissue that get perma-caked on to one's johnson after ejaculating into a bit of bog roll.

"I'm just going to clean last week's fapier mache off the old beef bazooka....*grabs acetone and ice pick*....and may be gone some time".

- Captain Lawrence Edward Grace ("Titus") Oates (17 March 1880 – 16 March 1912).

by Lardon_with_a_Hardon November 21, 2011

Fapiphany

The moment after a male has achieved an orgasm, his mind instantly becomes clear and he suddenly becomes aware of his surroundings. During this brief moment of clarity, he is void of all sexual desires, and is free to ponder the mysteries of life, death, and existence. Rarely can man escape the inner impulses that plague their hearts and souls. A fapiphany effectively eliminates these cognitive obstacles, allowing man to utilize the full potential of their mind.

Masturbate then deliberate.

When in doubt, rub one out.

"My girlfriend is still angry at me, should I give her a call or say I'm sorry? I don't know what to do with my life, man."

"Dude, you need to fap before making any decisions. It's called an fapiphany."

...

"Holy shit, my mind's so fucking clear now. Ain't calling that bitch."

by Dinner4n April 26, 2014

Fapiphany

An epiphany that occurs after you masturbate

Bob - "Man, I was horny so I jerked off but afterwards I thought to myself what is this filth on my screen and I quit porn."

Joe - "Sounds like you had a fapiphany bro"

by NutzHangLoww June 24, 2014