fanny privet

The result of hacking a hedge into a minge like structure using phallic topiery skills.

Can also be the terminology of a lady's thick chuff hair being so dense that it forms a defensive jizz barrier.

"Her fanny privet was so thick it could have thatched Shakespeare's roof"

by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

fanny catch

A game where their are only two teams. The boys, and the girls. The teams take it in turns to be chashed around a certian area such as a school playground. When a catcher gets the opposite sex he/she takes them to the rocket where the person who was caught reveals the shlong/clunge.

I was playing fanny catch and this girl showed me her clunge

by Jonathan Brook November 2, 2006

Fanny Tease

a guy that leads a girl to believe that he's going to have sex with her, then doesnt. or pleases her to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let her have it

Tough luck girl, that guy is just a frigid fanny teaser...

by randompersontalkingtokingsley July 24, 2009

Fanny Fucker

A Fanny Fucker is a person who destroys a persons fanny.

"Oh my, Pashley was a crazy Fanny Fucker last night."

by Pashleu December 21, 2015

Fanny Chmelar

Fanny Chmelar is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

Wow! Look at that Fanny Chmelar go!

by upsidedownface October 28, 2011

touch fanny

all i want to do in my life

all i want to do is touch fanny

by fanny toucher 9000 November 20, 2020

fansy

Bard of EverQuest, perhaps the most annoying yet impossible to hate.

Fansy the Famous Bard says "Go Go Good Team!"

by zoey August 31, 2003