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Faloshi

A stupid saying used by dog lovers that means absolutely nothing. Often used to confuse other people for no reason
Teah says “faloshi”. WTF does that mean!
by Yeetus4642 July 24, 2019
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FAPOP

Jezz, Emi you are one FAPOP.
by Notarealperson12345 February 24, 2020
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Faos

Faos(Fawws)-Fuck anything on site
Woa bro! You just fucked that rank ass chick from the bar. You straight “faosing” bro.

Screw hot girl summer, we’re “faosing”.
by UNT-KSIG July 15, 2021
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Fapsturbate

An odd amalgam of the geek term "fap" and "masturbate". This term can be used to describe an intense masturbation session, or just to impress the friends and family. It has also been used by several famous individuals such as President Obama, President Lincoln, and Bob Marley.
Mom: "Honey, I need you to go take out the trash"
You: "MOM I'M TRYING TO FAPSTURBATE, GO SUCK A CHONE!
by Darkcerberus5690 November 4, 2009
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fapsomnia

not being able to sleep if you haven't fapped yet
Dude I had to wank last night because I couldn't sleep, I think I've got fapsomnia!
by fapsomniac April 5, 2011
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Faps lock

Caps lock for Fapping, it can mean 3 things.

I) loudly fapping.
II) Typing while fapping
III) Non stop masturbation.
I) person A "Did you hear Person B last night, he has got to learn to turn his Faps lock off."
II) Person A "He's typing really slow, I hope he doesnt have Faps lock on."
III) Person A "Aww bro, lock the door. Really man I think you have Faps lock on or something.
by Unicorn porn December 9, 2010
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Fapasaurous

The Fapasaurous, also known as a "Fapasartous rex" is a large mammal found in caves all around north america. They generally feed off "Forum trolling" and "Internet porn" They make a shriek similar to a high pitched girl, and are usually found hiding out at star trek conventions.

Do not confuse said cave monster with the "Fupasaurous" as they sound similar, this is an entirely different animal.

- More common facts on the Fapasaurous is their large forearm, and grunting noise.
- They typically never mate, and it has reduces their population reduced dramatically.

- The location of a female Fapasaurous is almost non existent.
- Unlike most humans, the Fapasaurous reproductive organs have been in such heavy personal use, that they can last over 8 times longer the the typical male.
- Their reproductive organs are also generally 2-3 times larger then the normal humans.
The fapasaurous was found hunched in the corner
by Icecreaman - spirestone October 15, 2010
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