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T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F.

When you just can't find your way to Friday fast enough: Thank God The Day After Tomorrow Is Friday
Golly gee willickers Tom, I'm sure glad it's T.G.T.D.A.T.I.F.
by thefisher77 August 14, 2009
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G.F.I.T.A

Get
Fucked
In
The
Ass
"HEYO!!! Dude fuck you and G.F.I.T.A!"
by Blackstar000 December 8, 2017
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let me hit it from the back while i slap your ass till you're red
jessie: l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r
alex: what does that mean
jessie: let me hit it from the back while slap your ass till you're red

alex: oooooo bet
by dicksucker200 November 30, 2020
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r.m.f.t.y.c.i.m.m

Him: R.M.F.T.Y.C.I.M.M
Her: When?
by Eisha<3 October 1, 2020
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F.I.T. Scale

A scale used to rate members of the opposite sex,accompanied by forming the thumb and forefinger of both hands into 'L' shapes and raising them in a series of stages while saying Fhi-h-h-h-it! up to a maximum of 5 times.

The scale:
1. Fit: attractive, would happily go out with.
2. Fhi-it: Very attractive, would boast and show pictures to friends if going out with.
3. Fhi-h-it!: Extremly attractive and totaly out of our league.
4. Fhi-h-h-it!!!:'(: Supermodel, someone we'll never be allowed close to.
5. Fhi-h-h-h-it!!?!?!: Impossible, people just arent made this good.

For more information on the nuances of the scale feel free to e-mail.
Hey Dave, what would you give that girl over there by the bar, in the pink top?

Wow! she's got to be at least a high two on the F.I.T. scale, wait untill she turns round
by D C Gray September 21, 2008
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S.W.I.F.T.

Send Wetbacks In First Trailer

This refers to the Swift Meat Packing company's KNOWINGLY having illegals working in their plants. (40% of their workforce, by their OWN admission.)
S.W.I.F.T. : Instructions from the company to the coyote on the South side of the border. "Send Wetbacks In First Trailer."
by The Almighty Bungholio December 11, 2008
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F.I.T.H

name of the best drink throwing team in the country, residing in lawrence, ks
reporter: what happened? why are you covered in dr pepper?
drive thru worker: well playing F.I.T.H is a hard thing to do, theyre just the best out there
by the quarterback December 11, 2010
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