Fingerbangitis

This is the result of over drinking and over fingering. After a long period of fingering the vagina, the fingers and wrist get sore and swollen. Should heal in 3-5 days.

Dude, I fingerbanged this chick so long last night I got fingerbangitis.

by I am Wolf June 23, 2014

got my finger on the trigger

This means you are getting ready to make a bold, dramatic move!

Oh, l got my finger on the trigger, l'm lightning on my guns

by I, Wreckerrr September 7, 2020

short-fingered vulgarian

white-supremacist septuagenarian fucktard whose early-morning defecations are accompanied by spewings of Hitlerian hate speech via Twitter Rage; see Donald J. Trump; also: assclown; Republican

Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.

by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

woody fingers

Woody fingers is a term used by players at a poker table to describe a dealer they are not happy with - they are indicating that the dealer who may be male or female is not shuffling the cards correctly - they have woody fingers and the cards are remaining un-shuffled throughout the game. It is not so much a way of cheating as more of an indication of an incompetent dealer

'The Dealer on this game is terrible, Millie has told him ten times to cut the cards different but he doesn't- he's like a robot, the guy has woody fingers for sure'

'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'

by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014

Candy Fingers

Fingers that get inserted in female genitalia that get sticky and sweet like candy.

She loved his fingers insider her and after his candy fingers came out they were dripping with her sweetness ( lickable )

by Bella-gal August 19, 2019

fing

1. A misspelling of "find", often made when tipsy.
2. An alternative to "fucking" used by people who evade profanity.

Harmy, a Sahi: Thank god I found my charger! I'm on two percent.
Mop (a Shroc): We would be thanking god if you didn't fing your charangonat!
Harmy: That's not very fing nice. What do you even mean?

by PisceanPrince May 30, 2022

fingoth

Being a "Financial Goth," is when you are too rich for self harm but need to express yourself destructively. So to show your pain, you invest unwisely just to watch your money bleed out in either the stock exchange, or in Chinese crypto currency.

"The only feeling I can get now a days, is knowing that my crypto is funding faceless buisness men's holidays. I'm truly a Fingoth"

by Daddies Crumbies August 21, 2020