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Extinct

When a species(Dodo Bird) or entity(Rangers FC) ceases to exist, dies, is bereft of life, kicks the bucket, comes to an end.

An entity can become extinct due to an over-reliance on cheating to succeed and when that ability is taken away, it dies out, making the world a better place. Extinction is a natural and necessary occurrence that occurs to restore order and decency in the world.
Rangers FC became an extinct football club in 2012 due to an over reliance on cheating to succeed. Once the ability to cheat was taken away by HMRC the entity ceased to exist. A brand new club tried to take its place by cheating but it is expected to die fairly soon too.

The Dodo Bird is an extinct species.

Rangers FC and the Dodo bird are both extinct, have passed on, have ceased to exist, are bereft of life. The new club that is trying to take Rangers place has the same amount of trophies as the Dodo bird. The new club hope that someday they will be able to cheat their way to their first trophy and thus over take the Dodo bird in the honours list.
by HMRC December 18, 2012
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Eating a Sandwich

The How I Met Your Mother euphimism for smoking weed, used to censor the act so that Ted can safely tell his kids.

But why he'll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me.
"So there we were, eating a sandwich. The biggest sandwich we had ever eaten."
by SaracottaPie April 1, 2010
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The Fire Extinguisher

Sex act involving a female with a good amount of pubes. Anything from a trimmed and neat landing strip to a forest bush can apply here.

During sex, just before ejaculation you light her pubes on fire (lighter or matches preferably).

You then utilize your busted load to put out the fire. If new to this technique keep a bottle of water or a real fire Extinguisher at the bedside for safety.
My wife hasn't trimmed or shaved her bikini region in weeks. Time to teach her a lesson. Its time to give her the fire extinguisher.
by M_Dubz152 June 17, 2023
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eating baked beans while watching cars two

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."
"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."
by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019
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ass eating season

Known as “ass eating season”, late autumn and winter are considered the perfect time to eat some juicy ass.
I told my boyfriend he has to wait until ass eating season to get a slice of this ass.
by duckytub October 24, 2017
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sexy eating

Eating food (usualy, but not necessarily, fruit) in a manner mimicking fellatio.

A form of foreplay.
Dude: Damn gurl, you KNOW how your sexy eating turns me on all the way up. mmmMM!
by squishee89 March 13, 2010
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butter biscuit eating

To be subservient to whites. To exhibit behavior that diminishes self worth to gain the favor of white people.
When John's white friends complain about the unruly urban teens at the mall, he also adds similar comments and grins in agreement like some "butter biscuit eating" plantation slave.
by Winston22 June 27, 2016
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