ass extension 

n. A phrase used by the recipient of a phone call that he or she does not wish to speak with you at the moment. Somewhat akin to "talk to the hand".

"Hello? Oh, it's you again. Listen, my ass's extension is 3459. Let me put you on hold for a moment while I transfer you."

"I'm going to give you my direct ass extension, please call directly next time."

ass extension by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008

cock extension 

any firearm owned by a paranoid, limp-dick, gun infatuated NRA true believer

It was the neighbor's cat, not an arab terrorist you fucking retard. Holster that cock extension before somebody gets hurt.

cock extension by Skid Mark VZ May 9, 2007

extension cord 

penis, phallus, male genitalia

"electrified me with his long extension cord"

extension cord by eytan ben-amnon March 13, 2007

extension 

Pouring your beer into your mouth with you arm fully extended above your head. Best done in groups...

The team busted out the extensions to celebrate the kickball victory.

extension by kickball kate July 4, 2005

Louisiana Extension Cord 

the act of crapping through a funnel into another's anus, then proceeding to have sex with said anus using crap as lube.

John Deer and Jane Doe has a steamy sex session ending it with a Louisiana extension cord.

Louisiana Extension Cord by Lorenzo Le Coq Grande June 15, 2010

extension 

noun. device used to add inches to small penises for very pathetic losers.

my penis is too short for you, John? wait, let me put my extension on.

extension by stoop December 5, 2002

Harvard Extension School 

Harvard Extension School is sometimes referred to being a school for wanna be school for Harvard Rejects. However turns out it can still get you into a decent Law School, or even medical school

Chang Says to strict parents "mom, dad I got accepted into Harvard!"
Parents "YAAAY"
Chang 4 years later "Mom, Dad I actually went to Harvard Extension School, but still got into Princeton Law!"
Paents "RAWWWWW YOU GO STUDY HARDER"

Harvard Extension School by Ausdaboss May 9, 2013