Exerscuse

Anybody who actually believes any form of exercise apart from ACTUAL exercise will work for them just as well when in actual fact they're just too lazy to do it properly.

John: So I heard Steve is using those new supplements that supposedly get you ripped in less than 2 weeks?

Dave: He's just using that as an exerscuse so he doesn't have to get off Xbox live.

Steve: Pah! Who needs running, I can run right here on my couch.

by thealmightyninja November 24, 2010

exerciseful

adjective

description of an activity that involves exercise

exercise

My grandma didn't know what a Wii was so I told her it was like a video game, but exerciseful.

by Panama Rock January 24, 2011

Excruse me

Politely asking to be excused, in ebonics.

Excruse me Shantika!

by Rhetoric ebonics August 20, 2013

exercise your farts

The act of farting repeatedly, while seeming like nothing is happening

You should go exercise your farts over near that hot dude

by 243588 May 2, 2015

Exercise

Nonexistent

Exercise is nonexistent in my life

by Heyyy_sherrie April 16, 2019

free exercise

Any exercise you don't have to pay a membership for.

Jas: dude, wanna go to the YMCA after work and catch some stairmaster action?

Jes: no thats okay I took the stairs to work today.

Jas: but, but why I didn't know the elevator was broken..

Jes: because it's free exercise you douche.

by j4jes January 17, 2009

tabletop exercise

A tabletop exercise is a simulation of an emergency situation, such as a military invasion or a bioterrorist outbreak. It involves key personnel discussing simulated scenarios in an informal setting. TTXs can be used to assess plans, policies, and procedures.

In 1989, tropical disease specialists at a conference in Honolulu participated in a tabletop exercise of an ‘‘airborne Ebola’’ outbreak among African civil-war refugees.

by Moa-Moa February 18, 2015