well a good evening officer

when walking home from mattys house drunk and see a policeman u have to say "well a good evening officer" and he wont think that u r drunk

policeman - "hello, and wot are u two doing talking to thatlampost"

whitey and lewis - "well a good evening officer"

by poo July 30, 2004

Evening Chronicle

Is a local newspaper that is quite frequently used as a weapon by the Jolly Green Giant of Whickham, Tyne & Wear. Whenever when he hears them lads calling him the Giant, Huge Fella, Rocking Machine or Postman Pat, he would unleash his newspaper with a huge grimace on his face, raise it above his head and prepare to knock a severe blow to them lads' skull, but luckly them lads otherwise known as Mr Ronald Bell or Mr Gary Maddison were too quick for the huge green strider from Whickham that they just ran away and laughed at the pathetic creature.
The Giant would then cry out MAURA HELP THEM LADS ARE TAKING THE MICK OUT OF ME MAMA

The evening chronicle is a weapon made out of paper which is read by people of Newcastle

by GMaddison November 3, 2006

Evening Star

1. Mary or Jesus mother From The Bible

• Also called the son of Evening star or the Daughter of Evening star
2. Venus

1. The Evening star Gave birth to Christ
2. Tonight I see the evening star

by 459395 April 3, 2022

romantic evening

A quick finger blasting and a jab in the face.

My girlfriend asked if we could spend a romantic evening together at the weekend. So I slipped a few sleeping pills in her drink, gave her a quick finger blasting and a jab to the face to finish her off.

by OilyAlien September 27, 2013

evening of his life

Someone in old age.

We wouldn't want to see him made redundant in the evening of his life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

eventful evening

a fun iconic cool way to say have a nice end of the day!

i wish you an eventful evening, good sir

by vampireservants October 18, 2020

evening primrose oil

An oil used to calm PMS (Pre Menstrual Syndrome), common amongst little bitches and a great oil to spike your girlfriend's drink with

George: OMFG WHY DON'T MY FRIENDS EVER LIKE ME AND WHY IS MY BEDROOM A BEDROOM AND WHY DO I HAVE NOTHING I WANT
Alex: drink this fucking evening primrose oil, you turn into a right diva when you are on your period
*drinks oil*
Alex: better?
George: better.

by The Maynard Master December 1, 2013