erectoral vote

The pronunciation of "electoral vote" in the asian english dialect.

John: Ready to vote?
Hu Ma: Which vote? The erectoral vote?
John: Yep.

by Ban-Lord April 21, 2009

Erecto-Phobia

Uncommon fear of an Erect Penis

Jessie: Hey Susie, what did you do last night?

Susie: I was dancing on this guy last night @ CyberBar and he got excited. His boner was so large it gave me Erecto-Phobia!

by Melissa Lori February 24, 2011

erectococktis

to have a boner

dude that girl totaly gave me erectococktis

by a chill dude November 3, 2011

erectorily

Pertaining to sexual excitement or satisfaction.

Erectorily speaking, her ass was as satisfying as Snickers.

by StangEater November 6, 2013

Erectosaurus

A dinosaur from the Jurassic period which maintains a erection for the duration of its adult life.

We were digging in the back yard and found a erectosaurus fossil.

I'm about to go erectosaurus on this bitch!

That mandingo aint got nothing on my erectosaurus

by Starlordtaco August 7, 2017

Erecto Pungo

A type of porn that involves two erect Chinese penguins stroking each others foreheads

Dan: Have you ever heard of. Erecto Pungo?
Keith: Yeah, why? Do you watch it?
Daniel: I do
Keith: Then fucking kill yourself weirdo, I'm telling everyone
Daniel: DAMN

by Dann_r_ June 3, 2018

erectory

An outbuilding or annex separate from the main hall of a church, where young men can go to have their sexual desires satisfied as a bribe for attending boring church-services.

"Unattached" or dissatisfied-with-their-present-girlfriends guys can often be easily persuaded to attend your church's "services" if you make sure to throw in promises of "good times" in the church erectory; the problem is finding enough "willing:" young chicks to actually provide said delightful "services" to said horny studs.

by QuacksO February 23, 2019