English 101

The college course that focuses on learning the basics of English, which, apparently, 18 years of writing sentences, stories, poems, book reports, essays, research papers, speeches, and debates did not.

English 101: Re-learn your language all over again! ($800, required course, no refunds)

by epic fail January 19, 2008

Englash

This word is used when your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse doesn't speak the language 'English' properly and end up using this term

"sorry, sweetie ! I no speak Englash"

by anime lover 101 August 7, 2017

olde english

the perfect drink for unemployed canadians like me. 8% alcohol(CAN) 7.5(USA). after this, beers taste like spring water

i busted that olde english bottle over that fat chicks neck!

by brodizzle January 6, 2004

AP English

HELL

AP English takes place in hell.

by sunnydictator September 20, 2009

Englasm

A feeling of ecstasy one achieves when referring to anything English

I think I had an englasm when I heard his british accent.

by dreamer7231 May 6, 2010

English garden

Ginger pubes on a pale white girl.

"Oh, Jessica! What a pretty and sweet smelling English garden you have. I demand oral access."

by kowal5ki November 7, 2013

ENGLISHISIZE

ENG-LISH-I-SIZE
When a friend or somebody who you are talking to doesn’t make any sense and you want them to explain what they mean, or what the heck they are talking about

Nerd:(Insert nerdy thing that only nerds understand)
You: ENGLISHISIZE
Nerd:(Insert something that regular people understand)

by Insertdead2013wordlikeyolo June 28, 2017