A country like any other, with both good and bad people and things.
Sadly it's a country that is subject to rather a lot of racism, as exemplified by most of the posts on this website.
Sadly it's a country that is subject to rather a lot of racism, as exemplified by most of the posts on this website.
"England stole my country. England enslaved the world. etc. etc."
"No, that was Britain, which includes Scotland and Wales and used to include a few other countries too, and it all happened long before any of us was born".
Get over it.
(vote SNP)
"No, that was Britain, which includes Scotland and Wales and used to include a few other countries too, and it all happened long before any of us was born".
Get over it.
(vote SNP)
by Mongrel Tom August 18, 2006
by Clorox.Bleach_ July 1, 2017
Person: Why are you so obsessed with England?
Me: Nick Crompton was born in that city, duh!
Person: Oh yeah! Nick Crompton is so hot.
Me: HE'S MINE!
Me: Nick Crompton was born in that city, duh!
Person: Oh yeah! Nick Crompton is so hot.
Me: HE'S MINE!
by Nick Crompton's Sex Slave October 16, 2017
Once a great powerful nation which has ruled more peoples and land than any other country in the history of the world, a much lazier version of the dutch and less cultured as the french. but powerful, cheery, content peoples who live in peace with most countries.. laugh at the americans (who think they won them in the revolutionary war, but it was truely the french) and secretly love the french and germans. who else could send convicts and criminals to a huge barren land full of desert and turn it into a huge succesfull nation? (australia) they invented many things because they were the america of the last century, inventions include:
car
jet engine
television
radio
sandwhich
pain killer
modern army
navy
air forces
democracy
GMT(greenwhich mean)
clock
bike
mobile phone
internet!!!!!!
origin of species
law of gravity
the anglican church
england is believed to have created the basis of the modern world and it has survived today in the extent of the english language.
car
jet engine
television
radio
sandwhich
pain killer
modern army
navy
air forces
democracy
GMT(greenwhich mean)
clock
bike
mobile phone
internet!!!!!!
origin of species
law of gravity
the anglican church
england is believed to have created the basis of the modern world and it has survived today in the extent of the english language.
"England is one of vast beauty, power and belief. one i am vain of one we must aspire to be!"
Napoleon
"No other nation has inspired me so much as england, creator of the modern world.."
Kofi Anan
Napoleon
"No other nation has inspired me so much as england, creator of the modern world.."
Kofi Anan
by paulogretto October 23, 2006
England is a quaint land surrounded by Scotland, Wales and Ireland (Northern and the Republic of), who make up the United Kingdom, or UK, as well as a few small Islands nobody cares about.
Except the Isle of Mann. People care about that because of the TT motorbike race.
Other than that, they have a history of being one of the most powerful countries in the world. The Monarchy of England is the most famous in the world, and it is that Monarchy which almost lead them, and the rest of the British Empire, to take over the world.
These days England models itself on America a lot. It's rather disgusting. Everyone also thinks of the English as either really cool, those would be Anglophiles, or someone to hate, predominantly Scotland, Wales and Ireland.
People from England do not all talk like Queen Elizabeth II or Sir Ian McKellen. Sadly, the Men are not all gay. Sadly, the Women are not all prudes. Sadly, we do not all refer to ourselves in the third person. Sadly, we are not all funny. And contrary to popular belief we do not try to quash Ireland's, Scotland's or Wales' culture. We are who we are.
Except the Isle of Mann. People care about that because of the TT motorbike race.
Other than that, they have a history of being one of the most powerful countries in the world. The Monarchy of England is the most famous in the world, and it is that Monarchy which almost lead them, and the rest of the British Empire, to take over the world.
These days England models itself on America a lot. It's rather disgusting. Everyone also thinks of the English as either really cool, those would be Anglophiles, or someone to hate, predominantly Scotland, Wales and Ireland.
People from England do not all talk like Queen Elizabeth II or Sir Ian McKellen. Sadly, the Men are not all gay. Sadly, the Women are not all prudes. Sadly, we do not all refer to ourselves in the third person. Sadly, we are not all funny. And contrary to popular belief we do not try to quash Ireland's, Scotland's or Wales' culture. We are who we are.
"Say, you're from England aren't you?"
"Yes."
"Why don't you say one and crap?"
"... Because I'm not a posh twat?"
"I'm Scottish. I wear a kilt. Got a problem with that, English man?"
"Why, no, I haven't. Why would you ask me such a thing? I'm just someone who happens to be from England."
"LOLOLOLOL lyk ppl from England tlk funi i wish dat i tlkd lyk dat."
A nearby English person punches the retard in the face.
"Yes."
"Why don't you say one and crap?"
"... Because I'm not a posh twat?"
"I'm Scottish. I wear a kilt. Got a problem with that, English man?"
"Why, no, I haven't. Why would you ask me such a thing? I'm just someone who happens to be from England."
"LOLOLOLOL lyk ppl from England tlk funi i wish dat i tlkd lyk dat."
A nearby English person punches the retard in the face.
by Pottsylird March 10, 2008
- I heard that Man was from England
- Poor Man
- He's also from Ireland
- Oh yeah Ireland does own them
- Poor Man
- He's also from Ireland
- Oh yeah Ireland does own them
by LiamTheBoss September 15, 2007
Like any other country, England has its flaws; many Chavs in gangs roam the streets, there are riots, there are those that believe they are superior.
However, Englands love of football brings the nation united and standing tall, together. England loves tea, yes, but coffee is only a few percent below the avage that drink tea! Did you know, it is not England but INDIA that is the biggest drinker of tea?
England is also the homeplace to many now or then MASSIVE celebrities and inventions: The Beatles, Winston Churchill, William Shakespeare, Agatha Christie, Mr Fleming himself, David Bowie, Florence Nightingale, Bob Geldof, J. K. Rowling. Inventions include; the sewing machine, Mp3 Players, Touchpad and many more.
YES, other countries have inventions, and this is why each country is as important as the other!
Does it not astonish you that Britain including and mainly England, SUCH a SMALL country, has once owned a QUARTER of the world. Nowadays, the whole WORLD knows who we are, unlike many many other islands like us.
However, Englands love of football brings the nation united and standing tall, together. England loves tea, yes, but coffee is only a few percent below the avage that drink tea! Did you know, it is not England but INDIA that is the biggest drinker of tea?
England is also the homeplace to many now or then MASSIVE celebrities and inventions: The Beatles, Winston Churchill, William Shakespeare, Agatha Christie, Mr Fleming himself, David Bowie, Florence Nightingale, Bob Geldof, J. K. Rowling. Inventions include; the sewing machine, Mp3 Players, Touchpad and many more.
YES, other countries have inventions, and this is why each country is as important as the other!
Does it not astonish you that Britain including and mainly England, SUCH a SMALL country, has once owned a QUARTER of the world. Nowadays, the whole WORLD knows who we are, unlike many many other islands like us.
Prejudiced person: England's people are arrogant, horrible people, milking anything theyve got.
Normal person: Dont judge a country of 60million people, with an empire and three massive allies. Clearly they're doing something right.
Random person: but seriously, dont judge 60 million people to be the same. That's not clever.
Normal person: Dont judge a country of 60million people, with an empire and three massive allies. Clearly they're doing something right.
Random person: but seriously, dont judge 60 million people to be the same. That's not clever.
by Patriotismofengland February 23, 2011