Engineer's Leg

The increase in muscle mass you get in your legs after walking up and down the endless fucking flights of stairs at Brooklyn Technical High School for 7 hours a day and 5 days a week.

"My legs hurt from going to the 8th floor gym from the basement."
"You got Engineer's leg."

by Ramenator November 20, 2011

engineer gaming

The Engineer is a soft-spoken, amiable Texan from Bee Cave, Texas, USA with an interest in all mechanical things. He specializes in constructing and maintaining Buildings that provide support to his team, rather than fighting at the front lines, making him the most suitable for defense. The Engineer's various gadgets include the Sentry Gun, an automated turret that fires at any enemy in range, the Dispenser, a device that restores the health and ammunition of nearby teammates, and Teleporters that quickly transport players from point A to point B.

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by whitepowerforever September 17, 2020

engineerial

When a simple idea is over-explained in highly technical speak.

Megan: My golf ball just went really far!

Taylor: Actually Megan, the dimples on the golf ball create turbulent airflow which allows the boundary layer to adhere over a greater surface area thereby reducing the drag on the ball and allowing it to go farther.

Megan: Why you gotta get all engineerial on me? Just hit the ball.

by Megan77 January 12, 2009

Unicronical Engineering

The discipline of engineering devoted to the creation and maintenance of planet devouring transforming robots.

"What type of Eng are you in Steve?"
"Unicronical Engineering"
"Why's that?"
"Well, I mean, if I wanted to be a pussy, I GUESS I could go into mechanical, but I'm not."

by Sandwich_Hata November 8, 2008

Engineering Curve

Due to the inevitable sausage fest that is an engineering classroom, the few girls in the class are considered hotter than they typically are on a 10 point scale while the guys s appear uglier than they are. i.e. a girl's hotness rating rises as the girl/guy ratio gets worse.

The only girl in the class is a 2, but due to the engineering curve she's a 5 because we're all horny dudes.

by etbitmydog February 5, 2010

encircling

A web site that posts funny, real-world news articles for people's enjoyment. Also, the message board is full of some of the funniest motherf'ers on the planet. It can be accessed at: www.encircling.us

ryan: hey ken, are you the shortest guy on encircling? lol
KenKill75: fuck you, aussie fag
ryan: hey, as long as you're down there lol
Kenkill75: STFU and GTFO
ryan: lololololo

by www.encircling.us October 9, 2006

engineering

a college student who majors in this can forget about his life, because there will be no more time to do anything besides study, and then drink to forget how fucked you are. Study and drinking, that's about it. Also, engineers are known to have no sleeping pattern because of numerous all-nighters. There should be an amendment to the constitution to add an entire point to any engineering student's GPA, as only then will the scale be fair to everyone.

Business major: what's your major?
Engineering major: engineering.
Business major: (gets a mental image of engineering major stabbing himself with pencils, not sleeping for 36 hours straight, and failing multiple classes. Yet the engineering major is still 4 times smarter than the business major.)

by drew s January 3, 2008