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Proof that a million monkeys typing randomly at keyboards would NOT produce a Shakespeare play
by Commendatore August 12, 2003
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emailFlauntoholic

someone who wants you to believe that 'n' number of girls are dying to 'be-friend' him. You always find one of such a kind around whose (desperately) 'left-unattended' computer flaunts his mailbox with emails from riya, rita, rachelle, le-yu-won, martha, kathy, priyanka and salma.
sid: *staring at amit's computer* hey saurabh, your roommate's got to be a winner.

saurabh: Relax, 1% of these emails is ages old and the other 99% he sent to himself from fake mail-ids.

sid: wow! That's some crazy emailFlauntoholic.

*naman walks in, beaming with pride*

sid: congra-fuckin'-tulations naman, you got loads of chicks to bang.

naman: ah, they bother me so much. *fakes a shrug*
by ravenblizzard January 28, 2010
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Email Opera

An exchange of emails between friends that snowballs into a melodramic opera.
This is what an Email Opera looks like:

// Message 1: TJ says //
1. /excuses
2. PoF was complicated... Turns out she had a bf. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW, IT WAS ONLY AFTER WE KISSED (we went for a walk after the wall climbing) THAT SHE TOLD ME. Which is bullsh*t. She was unhappy and wanted to see if there was anything better out there. I'm not going anywhere near that sh*t.
3. They added new walls.

// Message 2: EM says //
1. I said stop trolling!
2. Ouch sorry dude! That shit sucks!
/kekeke

// Message 3: TJ says //

1. /excuses
2. She wanted to see me again. She texted me this morning. They've been going out for a year already and she's somewhat ready to break off with him (maybe). On moral grounds, I can't do it unless she breaks it off and there's been an acceptable buffer period.  We actually had a great time right up until that last bombshell.

// Message 4: EM says //
1. Your gay
2. buffer period is not needed after breakup sex I think would be awesome lol.

Continues for another 10 exchanges...
by TheLastRambo August 5, 2012
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Burner email

Burner email is an email used to sign up for free Birthday stuff with no concern for it being hacked as you can always create a new one and not worry about losing anything vitally important
I want to sign up for lots of free birthday stuff so I'm going to use my burner email.
by The original Queen Bee September 2, 2017
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Thumbs this definition up if you copied and pasted this message.
I'm so bored I just copied and pasted "Enter your email to get Urban Word of the Day free every morning." on the search bar.
by Shiine-1 August 4, 2022
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There was a young woman from Ealing

A Rhyme told by Hugh Grant on Bridget Jones.

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.
There was a young woman from Ealing Ealing a young woman a young girl pissed over the ceiling
by AmmiceEmilyX February 19, 2013
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premature emailulation

the accidental sending of an email before one finishes writing it
Premature emailulation has been a real problem for me since switching to gmail. That send key keeps getting pressed.

I was writing an apology letter to Carol and prematurely emailulated right in the middle of a sentence. It was really embarassing.
by maxkeepsitreal1 January 12, 2007
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