A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.
My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.
My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.
My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.
by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020
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Erik: Oh my god, I know Alex has a girlfriend and is straight but did you see that? He flexed his biceps at me. He totally wants me!
Sarah: Erik, he’s literally just holding a textbook. You have eldervision, knock it off.
Sarah: Erik, he’s literally just holding a textbook. You have eldervision, knock it off.
by Elihu221 July 7, 2022
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You've changed, you're now like Adam Elder Music
Wow, you're really good, just dont become an Adam Elder Music
You've changed, you're now like Adam Elder Music
Wow, you're really good, just dont become an Adam Elder Music
by M.C. McNally August 9, 2019
Get the Adam Elder Music mug.A competitive Super Smash Bro’s Melee diss track created by former Top player Chillindude829 against top player wanna-be William-Leffen-hijelte before there first to 5 money match.
Dustin:Man! Respect your elders is fire!! I can’t believe a competitive smash player made this!
Eric:Too bad the person who made it was destroyed in the match after this song was made.
Eric:Too bad the person who made it was destroyed in the match after this song was made.
by 🏙man August 18, 2021
Get the RESPECT YOUR ELDERS mug.Old Man- You damn Millenials don't wanna get a job then complain about being poor! Then they complain college is expensive! Back in my day college cost a dime!
Kid- It's because college is expensive and pay is low.
Old Man- You sonny need to respect your elders!
Kid- It's because college is expensive and pay is low.
Old Man- You sonny need to respect your elders!
by TheAnonymousGameGuy May 31, 2021
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What do you want to engrave in the floor here? Elbereth
The hobgoblin turns to flee!
What do you want to engrave in the floor here? Elbereth
The hobgoblin turns to flee!
by Nobody Special from DD May 21, 2009
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by L Dog Master Z November 11, 2008
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