Elon Musk

Someone who’s perfectly capable... of “Living in Lies” as Dr. Jorpson Porpson would say. As he lied his way to the top (to his investors) and bought his position as CEO.

Hym “Elon Musk does little more than prove that if people give you 220 billion dollars... you will then have 220 billion dollars... Is he one of the most brilliant people on the planet? More brilliant than the engineers who actually build his rockets? Or the physicists that do the math that gets them into space? Did he reduce the cost of space travel? Or was it the people he hired to... do that?

We’ll never know! Because the people who work for him aren’t allowed to say anything bad about him or even like posts on twitter that say things that are bad about him. But he’s impoverishing your political opponents... so he’s OK in your book. And he needs help dealing with the unions and class action lawsuits that are coming for them and “WE NEED THE HIERARCHIES!!” as Dr. Jeepee-Peepee Porpson-Dorpson would say. Which are top-down, pyramid shaped structures where it is necessary for the people at the top to have authority over everyone beneath them (because authority and dominance and competence are all literally interchangeable to Professor 👨 🏫 Peter Jordanson) and are deserving of their status because they achieved it though their own personal merit and not BLATANT DISHONESTY AND NEPOTISM/CRONYISM.... Except for Elon Musk... Who is a nepotistic disabled... Who lied to investors and publicly manipulated stock prices... And didn’t actually make money with his business but, rather, by selling “Carbon Credits” that were... GIVEN to him and NOT earned.... By the government... who also subsidized he business.... The government that takes my money.... and redistributes it.... to Elon...”

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones “He’S a MiRaCuLoUs mAn! YoU lEaVe ElOn AloNe!”

Hym “HE HAS MY MONEY PEEPORPSON! THE GOVERNMENT GAVE TO TO HIM AND HE LITERALLY SHOT IT INTO SPACE!”

by Hym Iam November 25, 2022

Elona

The girl's name Ilona \i-lo-
na\ is pronounced eye-LOH-nah, eye-LONE-ah. It is of Hungarian and Greek origin, and its meaning is "light". Variant of Helen. Also carries the connotation of "beautiful", because of the beauty of Helen of Troy.

She is usually a possitive, happy-go-lucky girl who loves everything and everyone.

Ilona has 9 variant forms: Elona, Ellona, Elonna, Illona, Ilone, Ilonka, Ilonna, Yllona and Yionna.
Elona is an uncommon first name for women and an equally uncommon last name for both men and women. (1990 U.S. Census)

that girl is so pretty she must be Elona.

by elona012 March 18, 2010

eloni

Eloni is the person is a family who holds them together, most of the time the name eloni means honest,true, powerful, and most of all beautiful. The name comes from Hawaiian people

Come here eloni

by Vampbook May 20, 2018

Agent Elrond

A long-running internet joke stemming from the fact that Hugo Weaving played both Agent Smith in The Matrix and Elrond in The Lord of the Rings.

"Dude, it's like... Agent Smith and Elrond combined... AGENT ELROND!"

by Loser Jen July 20, 2008

elon time

When Elon Musk says his projects will be complete + 3 to 6 years.

Sarah - " john have you finished the group project for tomorrow."
John - "Ha ha, no i live on elon time."
Sarah - "This is why everyone hates you."

by Jarvis hutchinson October 4, 2019

elodia

She is the best kisser;)) she will alawys have your back if you guys are close if not she won’t care. She is hella jealous about her man and friends when someone want to take them away from her. She is mean but at times can be nice. She is super beautiful

Carlos: Damn.. look at Elodia

Alex: Ik right she so damn fine

by Hellos132 September 24, 2018

Elod

Elod is a beautiful girl that is also a bit of a baddie

Boy:‘She’s such an elod!’
Boy 2: ‘I know right!’

by Meow♡ May 24, 2021