Little Einsteins

A television show aimed at children and toddlers whose theme song is now being sung by everyone. Severely unfunny. The singing equivalent of twerking.

Guy 1: OH WE'RE GOING ON A TRIP, IN A LITTLE ROCKET SHIP, THROOUGH THE SKIIES, LITTLE EINSTEINS!
Guy 2: I swear to christ, if you sing that one more time I'll send you on a trip in a little rocket ship to the fuckin' sun.

by Zanaran March 10, 2015

Einstein Moments

A moment of above normal awesomeness or pure genius.

Thinking outside of the box.
Seeing something familiar in different and creative ways.

Opposite of blonde moments

Eureka! I've had an Einstein Moments!

by k00lkatznkidz May 18, 2013

Ghetto einstein

The smartest person in the projects, the one all the people go to see when they have a question

"Yo Latroy, how we change the battery in da whip?"
"I dunno LaMarcus, what I look like, The Ghetto Einstein?"

by WhiteRichie September 13, 2020

No kidding Einstein

A certain way of saying duh after some Smart Alec states the obvious.

person 1: Hey, is that a balloon?
person 2: No kidding Einstein, of course it's a balloon.

by HeckinBrandon May 18, 2018

Einstein's erection

A 1993 credit union quiz team that aroused the masses/ took East Tyrone by storm bringing home gold

Mummy, when I grow up, I want to be in Einstein's erection!!

by Mrs Mooney September 3, 2015

Albert Einstein

Most famous physicist of the 20th century. His publications in 1905 are regarded as the beginning of a new era in physics. He made discoveries on Brownian motion, the photoelectric effect, special relativity, and energy equivalence. In his paper "Does the Inertia of a Body Depend Upon Its Energy Content?" published in late 1905, he propesed the equation E=mcc, his most famous equation. This equation says that an object at rest posseses energy. Therefore that mass is energy. What most people don't know is that Einstein did not discover this equation, Olinto de Pretto, a little know Italian physicist published the equation in 1903. Although it is possible that Einstein did not know about de Pretto's publications many historians believe that Einstein did have knowledge of de Pretto's dicoveries and did not acknowledge them in his publications.

Einstein was a great physicist even though he plagiarized

by Felipe Andrade April 21, 2005

Einstein hair

Einstein hair (n) - When the pubic hair of a woman extends out of her underwear creating the illusion of Albert Einstein in her panties.

"Wow, Haley really needs some grooming... she's got some serious Einstein Hair poking out her panties."

by mr & jb January 30, 2007