Egoseismic

The belief that you have something to do with the occurrence of earthquakes. Being egocentric relating to tremors of the earth.

Guy 1: "Maybe us moving out here is the reason there haven't been any earth quakes"
Guy 2: "Quit being so egoseismic!"

by WhoreSchmore June 13, 2012

Egoseismic

A form of narcissism that assumes that the person is the cause of earthquakes in their location.

You are egoseismic to believe that there are earthquakes in Los Angeles because you live there.

by The4thRider June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

Believing that the epicenter of earthquakes has something to do with one's location.

Friend A: Maybe moving to California has moved the location of earthquakes away from us.
Friend B: Stop thinking Egoseismically

by Starrus August 1, 2012

egoseismic

The belief that your personal location directly affects the epicenter of earthquakes.

Rhett: Since we've been out here we haven't experienced an earthquake, but back in North Carolina they DID have one.

Link: Maybe it's US! Maybe our moving out here redirected the epicenter of the nation's earthquakes!

Rhett: That's called egocentric thinking, thinking that we had something to do with it.

Link: I think it'd be egoSEISMIC.

by quanticat June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

Link from GMM

Link is so egoseismic that he thinks he prevents earthquakes.

by Earthquake Man June 12, 2012

Egoseismic

The egocentric belief that earthquakes or other seismic activities and events are effected by one's presence.

After a recent relocation to an area which through the media had become popularized as a hot spot for seismic activity, Link became disillusioned through his egoseismic thinking that the extended period of time without seismic activity had been a direct effect of his presence.

by BFreeRenegade June 12, 2012

egoseismic

The act of thinking that one's presence in a given area directly correlates with the amount of earthquakes in that area.
(As coined by YouTube legend Link Neal of RhettandLink)

"We haven't been in an earthquake since we moved here. Maybe us moving here re-directed the U.S. epicenter of earthquakes to where we came from."
"That's egotistical thinking, saying that we had something to do with the earthquakes."
"I would call it 'egoseismic' thinking."

by CarBen Dioxide June 12, 2012