Grasp large knife. Plunge said knife into someone's chest. You have now completed the "Edmonton handshake". Known as "stabbing" or "knifing" in less crime-ridden cities. Most often used for no apparent reason, likely on someone elderly, smaller than you, or someone with nicer clothes than you. Be especially careful of the Edmonton handshake after denying an Indian a cigarette.
Visitor: "What the hell, you just stabbed me!"
Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"
Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"
Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"
Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"
by iamnotacrook February 17, 2010
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Student 1: God damn I hate edmentum. It's the same shit over and over again
Student 2: Maybe if they had a budget higher than $5 it would be better.
Student 2: Maybe if they had a budget higher than $5 it would be better.
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* edmaries acting mad crazy, mother walks in and see's she is drinking somthing ( the drink looks like rum)
edmarie: laaalaaalaaaaaa
mother: what is edmarie drinking?!?!?!?!?!
* checks edmaries drink*
mother : nevermind is it just appe juice, shes acting like an EDMARIE
edmarie: laaalaaalaaaaaa
mother: what is edmarie drinking?!?!?!?!?!
* checks edmaries drink*
mother : nevermind is it just appe juice, shes acting like an EDMARIE
by MMC<3 June 28, 2011
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"That lady really is something else, check her grill..."
"Yeah man, she's an Edmere."
"I called up the Edmere but it was closed, wanna get a chinese instead?"
"Yeah man, she's an Edmere."
"I called up the Edmere but it was closed, wanna get a chinese instead?"
by John Broadfoot April 26, 2008
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Not allowed to get haircuts or even sneeze In class without getting an hour detention
Not allowed to get haircuts or even sneeze In class without getting an hour detention
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