Eclair

a french dessert, puffed pastry filled with custard cream drizzled with melted chocolate on top, served cold. It does NOT mean lightning.

If I put blood in it does it make it a Scarlet Eclair?

by suckmydickisi October 27, 2022

Vanilla Eclair

A massive, engorged white penis, especially after not having sex for awhile

“Girl what’s wrong?”
“My man ain’t shit”
“Then why you won’t leave him?”
“Cuz bitch, that Vanilla Eclair too bomb”

by Hampton Grey April 20, 2021

Strawberry Eclair

After giving your girl a messy facial, wrap her head in plastic wrap. Then proceed to punching her square in the nose making it a bloody mess. Amazingly it looks like it's fresh from the bakery!

My bitch was back talking me so I quickly worked up some ball batter and delivered it to her eyes, throat and nose I sealed the deal with a tasty looking strawberry eclair.

by BallBatter February 27, 2018

Glazing the eclair

Masturbating while you poop and then cumming on your turd

Sorry I was late guys, I was busy glazing the eclair.

by ElevenToesJohn May 23, 2025

Eclairing

When you smear a shit from someones forhead to pelvic region and then fill them with cream.

Hey girl, what's say you and me choux back to my place and start eclairing?

by Wankusho March 14, 2018

Reverse Eclair

A Reverse Eclair is the Sexual act of pretending to swallow cum, then pushing it into a partners mouth by french kissing them.

She got me with a Reverse EClair. I still cant get the taste out my mouth.

by Dick Lavay December 11, 2023

Double stuffed eclair

When you fuck a girl raw, pull out, shove a chocolate covered eclair on your cock and blow your load then make her eat it off.

I dont know if i made her cum or the double stuffed eclair put her in a diabetic seizure, but i left that fat bitch shaking.

by Bearclaw601 March 24, 2020