by Wankusho March 14, 2018
After giving your girl a messy facial, wrap her head in plastic wrap. Then proceed to punching her square in the nose making it a bloody mess. Amazingly it looks like it's fresh from the bakery!
My bitch was back talking me so I quickly worked up some ball batter and delivered it to her eyes, throat and nose I sealed the deal with a tasty looking strawberry eclair.
by BallBatter February 27, 2018
The sexual act of ejaculating, keeping the semen inside your penis and then getting your dick shit on. Just like the cream filled, chocolate glaze pasty.
"Dude after I came we made an eclair!"
"I totally shit on his dick just and I ate the whole eclair!"
"Oh my god once he told me what an eclair was I put a turn right on his dick!"
"I totally shit on his dick just and I ate the whole eclair!"
"Oh my god once he told me what an eclair was I put a turn right on his dick!"
by Prof.Porpoise August 31, 2017
a french dessert, puffed pastry filled with custard cream drizzled with melted chocolate on top, served cold. It does NOT mean lightning.
by suckmydickisi October 27, 2022
When you fuck a girl raw, pull out, shove a chocolate covered eclair on your cock and blow your load then make her eat it off.
I dont know if i made her cum or the double stuffed eclair put her in a diabetic seizure, but i left that fat bitch shaking.
by Bearclaw601 March 25, 2020
by ElevenToesJohn May 23, 2025
When a man is about to ejaculate during sex, he pulls out..puts hot sauce on his penis, and re-inserts and finishes ejaculating inside his partner’s anus.
by Mr. RD July 02, 2023