The act of consuming food items and/or beverages while simultaneously releasing fecal matter into the toilet. One of the glorious freedoms that we all can try and enjoy.
Joe: Why did John just take his 12" sub sandwich into the bathroom?
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!
Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!
Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.
by brobbinso January 25, 2016
Get the eating while shitting mug.1. A profane insult thrown at those who express rudeness to an individual.
2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.
2. Someone who takes pleasure in eating excrement, and sucking a penis.
by H to the muthafuckin Azel January 10, 2004
Get the mutha fuckin shit eatin stupid dick sucking fucker mug.Dating someone in your profession. You only do 2 basic things - eat and shit. Shitting's done in the bathroom. If you're eating in the bathroom too, then you'll never leave, just like if you're dating someone in your profession, you'll never escape your job.
Dental Student #1: It's official: I'm dating that girl in our class.
Dental Student #2: Ah man, you're shitting where you're eating. Get out while you can.
Dental Student #2: Ah man, you're shitting where you're eating. Get out while you can.
by mintglow September 22, 2008
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