Virgin Ears

A person who has been vaguely exposed to sex, drugs, profanities and doesnt have a tight grasp on reality.

Susie has a pair of virgin ears.

by Elena February 28, 2005

easeisly

Easeisly - Pronounced (ease-iss-lee) - In an easy manner; Preformed with ease; Without difficulty; At the very minimum; Not to be confused by easily

One can easeisly say that the only competition in Combat Arms is Team VerTu.

by vertuhouse August 14, 2009

earspray

The noise emanating from the headphones of an iPod.

I could not avoid all the earspray on the subway.

by NYC Trinity July 29, 2006

Song Eraser

when you can't get a song out of your head, you need song eraser

Song Eraser for Lady Gaga song Alejandro, Alejandro, Alejandro, Ale-ale-jandaro. You might consider the song eraser, "Dancing Queen" by ABBA to forget Alejandro, Alejandro, Alejandro, Ale-ale-jandaro by LadyGaga.

by Crushed Paper Star July 8, 2010

BACON TO MY EARS

BACON TO MY EARS

When you hear a great song on the radio, and you love bacon, this phrase is appropriate. Similar to organasm of the mouth, or fiesta in your mouth, when you eat something especially delicious.

Wow, that song is bacon to my ears!
Yeah, I can smell, taste, and hear it sizzling now!

by suzcruz January 22, 2010

wanking ears

'Wanking ears' is the expression for the vastly increased sensitivity of one's hearing while they are masturbating. This is a protection system so that no-one will walk in on you while masturbating, which could be an extremely embarrassing experience. Even the slightest footsteps out in the hallway will be picked up by your "wanking ears", and by the time this person comes into the room, should they decide to, you will have had time to close down the pornographic website/video you were watching, and zip up your jeans.

Similar to beer goggles, which is the effect of alcohol on sight, this is the effect of masturbation on auditory awareness.

<Pete> brb, wank
<Dave> isn't your mum in?
<Pete> it's ok, my wanking ears will protect me

by Strach May 16, 2006

Cloth eared bint

Deaf stupid female.

my god are you listening you cloth eared bint?

by Saz178 June 24, 2008